Will Velvick

the planet is our playground

[Retro The Deer @RetroTheDeer]

Hey have you seen Texas?

Suspiciously Texas shaped deer: N-nope!

[LADbible @ladbible]

Whoever did this 👏😂

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

yo is it cool if my boy Fartass pulls up

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

To all my tech minded friends the Apple Vision Pro is an absolute GAME CHANGER in the bathroom

[Grace @graceyldn]

Me watching after I saw how much she put on the slice of bread

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

as most of you know i am a scholar of @theJeremyVine on radio 2 and believe me when i say this is the single best thing i have *ever* heard on there:

[Ryan @LestahRaz]

“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice

[Derek du Preez @Derek_duPreez]

Imagine trying to explain this to someone who isn't chronically online

[Foreigner @ForeignerMusic]

A man of many words… @paulmccartney. All of your votes matter! Click here: https://t.co/MwTwEsSvXB

[Julie Mayhew @JulieMayhew]

After staring at his face for 1hr 40min at NT Live Vanya, I’ve made a startling discovery. Ant + Dec = Andrew Scott.

[ed @erar97]

You have to be severely chronically online to get this

[eepy joe @mirrorfather]

Imagine a beatles movie where theyre all normal size except Paul is inexplicably 7 feet tall