Will Wallace

Assistant SID at Washington and Lee University; YCP '16; I'm not great at the advice...could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Oh hey

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Lol we’ll be seein’ ya Dallas ✌🏼

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

1) why would anyone watch this?
2) why would any team bad enough to “qualify” for this even want to play in this?

One of the dumbest ideas I’ve seen

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The promoters behind "Mr. Irrelevant" have announced the Irrelevant Bowl — a bowl game for the worst 2 teams in college football.

The event is looking for a host city and would've featured Akron-Vanderbilt this season.

"No polls, no rankings, no controversy."

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Perfect example last night of why Tyreek should get more MVP consideration than Tua

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Tua without Tyreek Hill

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Let’s not gloss over the fact that Carl Cheffers (don’t know if it’s the same crew) was head official in both these situations 😂 hilarious to me

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

"You want to see the guys on the field decide the game. It's call the man, in that moment? You wait until there's a minute left in the game to make a call like that? Loss for words." - Patrick Mahomes

Also Patrick Mahomes:

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

I’ve seen far worse not called tbh

[Gene Steratore @GeneSteratore]

When officiating the line of scrimmage, general philosophy is not to be overly technical and split hairs over very minor infractions (such as a receiver's hand slightly breaking the LOS). However, when an infraction is so egregious and obvious, a flag has to be thrown.

Kadarius Toney is blatantly lined up offside and in the neutral zone. You rarely see an offsides penalty on the offense, but that is not because this play in #BUFvsKC isn't a foul.

It is because a receiver rarely lines up offsides.

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Still no laws

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

White Claw introduces zero alcohol…in other words, plain seltzer!

(This is real. And will be a huge bust.)

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Another former @wjathletics member is @odacathletics bound!

[H-SC Athletics @HSCathletics]

🏈🏈🏈 Please Welcome Vince Luvara! 👏👏👏Hampden-Sydney Names Vince Luvara New @HSC__FOOTBALL Head Coach #RollTigers🐅 #ODAC #d3fb
https://t.co/KW7pWYfEf8

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Man relax he said he’s giving up smoke not weed

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

I’m giving up smoke.

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Emails or calls that start with “I know you’re busy but…” or “I know it’s your day off but…” really get my blood boiling, especially this time of year. Like, stop, no. If you know, then don’t bother me

[Washington and Lee University @wlunews]

FR:WLU
Law enforcement has confirmed no active violence on campus at this time. Investigation ongoing. Out of abundance of caution, continue to shelter in place.

[Washington and Lee University @wlunews]

FR:WLU
W&L has received notice of a possible threat to campus. Shelter in place until further notice.

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Maybe if “sports” debate shows at “the worldwide leader in sports” had a baseball debate every once and a while, that would help grow popularity 🤷🏼‍♂️ majority of the “debates” in May are NFL or NBA (actually valid) or having more Jordan vs. LeBron debates

[The Game Day MLB @TheGameDayMLB]

Is the future of baseball in jeopardy or does the NFL simply reign supreme?

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

On the 12 year anniversary of David Freese hitting a tying two-run triple in the 9th and the walk-off homer later against the Rangers in game 6 of the WS, how wild would it be if Seager follows up that tying two-run homer with a walk-off knock?

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Can confirm: Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift are indeed white women

[Hoops @Hoopss]

This is one of the whitest thing i’ve seen ever🤣 https://t.co/k7WDLUUkRr

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

I once ran a lap on a track in 1:06 and thought I was about to die. Dude AVERAGED a 1:09 track lap for two and a half hours

[ESPN @espn]

Kelvin Kiptum from Kenya shattered the men's marathon WORLD RECORD in Chicago on Sunday 🇰🇪

He ran 26.2 miles in just 2 hours and 35 seconds 🤯

Unbelievable feat 👏

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

I’m sure they’d also be complaining if one of their players just secured the first 40/70 season ever

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Cubs broadcast didn’t like Ronald Acuña stopping the game to take the base out for his Historic 40/70 season

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

@Ernie_52 I wouldn’t consider that one a “walk-off” though with 5 seconds left

[Will Wallace @WillWallace_]

Bro a walk-off punt return TD?!?!

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

40/70 while hitting .330 would be absolutely mythical