Willworkforjokes

The wife, the kids, make it worthwhile. Math, magnets, jokes, are my stock in trade.
I know the funniest joke ever, but I can't tell you.

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@straczynski As a mathematician, I wonder about the person that decided the word "irregardless" should be in the dictionary as an alternate form of "regardless."

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@straczynski My wife explained the exception to me. It can be a sport and have ties if it is part of a larger entity, like an entire season, which does not allow ties.
As a Minnesota transplant, I do not dare speak any ill of hockey, lest I expose myself.

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Twitter TOS now requires all parody accounts to be labeled parody. What if being a parody is a the parody?

Bad Elon. People turn out to be the ultimate problem, physics is easy, engineering is harder because it involves people. Communication is all people.

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@straczynski I loved that box in Crusade.

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@straczynski You need 2 sets of books. One is labeled show to the IRS. The other is labled Never show to the IRS.

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Voted!

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@straczynski It is very hard to get anyone to admit a truth, if it is in their financial interest to deny it.

[Inflight Hypersonic Missile Technician(he/him) esq @SILEN_PHOTO]

#TrumpIsDead is trending. It’s trending bigly. There has never been a hashtag that has trending bigger. Some people say it’s the best hashtag. Many people are saying that.

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@straczynski I treasure your activity on here. I must admit, when I started following you, I broke one once and even asked why it was a rule. I will never do so again. I had simply failed to see your point of view. I didn't think you were wrong, I just didn't understand. I am sorry.

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@svensundgaard I was cooking out in my backyard barefoot and short sleeves.

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@straczynski I was wondering does this include suggesting actors for future endevors? I wanted to tweet something like "Mr X was amazing in Y, I think he could be a natural G'Kar for the reboot." I self censored because I thought it was better to be safe than sorry.

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@straczynski Thankfully I was purple. Otherwise I would have had to beat myself up with my phone. Purple follow purple leader. It has been rough since Prince died, no one knows who purple leader is, maybe Lizzo.

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@LakotaMan1 Before Constantine, Christianity was a Jewish Mystery Cult.

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@tomemmer you have been working for Trump for years. Too bad he is going to screw you over before you could screw him over.

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@drscottjensen You keep saying epidemic, but that is not the right word. Do you know what epidemic means? Maybe you should ask a doctor.

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@straczynski Except on Jeopardy.

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Good luck @MNUFC!

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@straczynski The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the universe that I don't exist.

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@SarahFuller_27 That must have been an interesting game for a goalie to run a marathon. Generally, players run 2-7 miles in a match, with goalies around the 2 end. :) All kiding asside, Congrats

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@alfranken Is there ever a good day for Trump?