Will Ferrell Humor

Making people laugh and playing jazz flute. (No affiliation with Will Ferrell). Parody

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Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't just put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly become a karate master.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.

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I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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Normal Person Flirting: "Hey, babe (: what's goin on?" Me Flirting: "Your face. I like that shit."

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Those days when you wake up in the morning and you suddenly hate everyone.

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I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.

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When I eventually become President, my first act of duty will be making the iPhone charger five times longer...

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The 21st century: Where deleting history is more important than making it.

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Either my sarcasm is incredibly believable, or you're incredibly stupid.

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Ok, ok. Now I'm serious... *Long pause* ... *Bursts out laughing*

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I'm not saying he's fat, I'm just saying if I had to pick five of the fattest people I know, he'd be like three of them.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

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Whenever life knocks me down, I don't get back up, I usually lay there and take a nap.

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I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I will not laugh.

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Friends: "You're so sexy! I can't believe you're still single!" Crush: "Outta my way you demented potato."

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My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

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I tried to grab fog, but I mist... *slaps knee*

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Dear Pringles, I'm no longer a child, and I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Sincerely, Everyone over 8.

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Sexually molesting the wall while looking for the light switch.