Will Orndorff

I know how to play minesweeper

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@tweeto58 I stand up so everyone can see me clapping that we landed

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

If you run out of windshield wiper fluid just tailgate someone on 81 and when they look in the mirror to see what's happening, give them the finger so they have to acknowledge your presence. Wiper fluid will come 13/10 times
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[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

Im not trying to brag but I just made it through a TV commercial break and didn't hear one voting commercial. I will not being taking questions at this time, thank you.

[Strasburg Athletics @SHSRamathletics]

YOUR VHSL CLASS 2 STATE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS

[Virginia Baseball Coaches Association @VBCA2018]

Hall of Fame Class of 2025, Jeff Smoot!

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

A 9 day ESPN contract dispute is worse than the longest government shutdown in history.

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@tweeto58 I would rather watch political commercials instead of this beat down

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@tweeto58 This maybe the worst week of nfl football between the refs and shit softer than charmin with no chain gang

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@danorlovsky7 needs to commentate more games. It would be a great alternate broadcast for Sunday night football so they can see how many people would choose someone else over colinsworth

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@tweeto58 Christian darrisaw and Washington passed on him in the draft

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

Who ruins football for you the most?

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@richeisen doing sportscenter is god telling us the world is healing

[MDV @Mardevicre]

Aaaaaaand the first pitch called by a female umpire in an MLB game is…..

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

@oohpipitup Tell them you want 10lbs of chipped ham that always cheers them up

[Will Orndorff @willy_ooo]

This presidential election was down 18 million less voters from 2020

[@amuse @amuse]

Make it too big to rig today…

h/t @jessiprincey

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Freddie Freeman is the first player ever to hit a home run in 6 consecutive World Series

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Freddie Freeman