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[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[hani @crucifynisis]

twitter search is fucking useless now

[shadcn @shadcn]

No model survives the "are you sure?" They all fold instantly.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The main challenge in life is women want their responsibilities treated as sacrifices but want men’s sacrifices to be treated as responsibilities.

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is no such thing as dream wife.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Ropem @rofprayer]

@lynn_ngugi1 This is exactly why the tax base never expands. The government goes after the low-hanging fruit (salaried employees and registered SMEs) because auditing cash-based, multi-billion shilling cartels is too difficult or politically inconvenient.

[Nicco™ @iLnico4real]

Me after going raw with a random girl I just met.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Yall underestimate a girlfriend’s effect

[Sunny Bindra @sunnysunwords]

Numbers, targets, reports don’t reach there.
Debates, arguments, retorts are echoes that fade.
Wealth, riches, returns froth on the surface.
The human soul is stirred only by the divinity of nature, compassion and art.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ukiwa reliable unakumbukangwa tu siku za crisis.

nobody chills tu and thinks of you any other time

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Monthly reminder.

Ukioa bibi mlevi shauri yako bro.

[e taylor @erinisaway]

you can talk to someone every day for three years and then truly it’ll shock you how much it never happened

[kumikumi (Ankkala) @ankkala]

Linux kernel: 37.7 million lines of code
Chromium: 38.8 million lines of code

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Poor people on instagram pretend to be rich

Rich people on Twitter pretend to be poor

Dumb people on LinkedIn pretend to be smart