William Stroker

Full-time Gator! 🐊 Season ticket holder since ’85 | UF Alum🐊 #SumrallSZN

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

The jokes write themselves😭

[🟢 Captain Airpod 🌪️ 🟠 @MikeJ21_OT]

@MiamiGotJokes1 That’s from last year. Miami went thru a gauntlet and still made it to the natty. I heard nobody talking about that. So stop all that whining bout a schedule lol

Can’t claim the SEC is the best/toughest conference then cry about the actual schedule make it make sense homie 😂

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

Candy canes fanbase is soft as baby shit😭

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@JaxBchKiller @bigheadbets119 @kelnplay

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@305Firebal3488 Yikes, still dodging what Miami has done since joining the ACC other than choke the Natty away in a rented stadium?

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

Last time y’all won the mighty ACC in 25 years sir?

[Twan Mincey @AtMeYo1]

Last time y’all beat Miami in the last 3 years sir?

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@305Firebal3488 Update me with what Miami has done since 2006?

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@ihate_ap Only thing physical about Mario are his boobs

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@tommie_peebles @biggoofster @Manuel_ivan27 @BloccChainDawg @On3 Kid definitely wears a helmet to school

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@outbacka1 @napier49651 @CarterByrd13 I know you think that’s normal from your experiences. I feel bad for you… also that Auburn education is showing in your English😕

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star PF Ian Condon has committed to Florida, @JoeTipton reports🐊

Read: https://t.co/aECL4Bsf5d

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@thehintonweston @JHershey21 Is it because they give out Bloody Marys afterwards and race home?

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@UFLORIDAJOE @On3 Generous

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@btcfeen @swampfan1 @MizzouFootball combined across the two sports, Florida leads the head-to-head 18–13 🤣

[Mike Gillespie @MikeAGillespie]

Jadan Baugh vs. Heisman-Winning RB's Since 2000 | First 4 Games

Baugh (2026)
Rush yds: 600
TD: 11

Henry (2015)
Rush yds: 422
TD: 6

Ingram (2009)
Rush yds: 347
TD: 4

Bush (2005)
Rush yds: 491
TD: 6

#Heisman #Gators

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@outbacka1 @napier49651 @CarterByrd13 I’m sure you’d like that just like when your dad does it

[Trent Pierce Enthusiast @FakeDrinkwitz]

The Missouri Tigers are going to KILL Florida. The gators stand no chance at Faurot

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@napier49651 @Jupinapapi3 Not only that, but they are calling Purdue and Wake Forest juggernauts that would beat Auburn and Old Piss. You cannot make it up they may struggle with Clemson talking like that with Manboob Mario at the helm!

[Blue-Orange Gator @BlueOrangeGtr]

I hope Jon goes back & watches how some of these programs treated us after scraping-by wins vs skeleton 4-5 win UF teams, simply because they beat the logo, and absolutely pours it on them. No lackadaisical stuff. Treat them like the UF that they hate, show them why they hate us

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@outbacka1 @napier49651 @CarterByrd13 Give it a rest Florida put belt to ass and the refs gifted your sorry ass multiple bs penalties to keep you in the game😭

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@JaxBchKiller @bigheadbets119 @kelnplay Here is yours!

[William Stroker @WillyStroker847]

@pipe_sebastians @Gator2526 Miami and not competing for the ACC a tradition that has never stopped😮‍💨