Loryn Wilson

[Arrivo @ArrivoLoop]

Thanks @JeffBezos for hosting us at #MARS2018 - shown here about to launch our levitating Landspeeder via a vintage Atari joystick.

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@pupusa @hobocita @annawenthome Ours just went into dormant mode until October! But we go all the time in the winter!!

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

You know you both have a problem when you just happen to run into @jonocampbell21 at REI on a Monday afternoon 😂

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

This sun and that freshly tuned up bike are calling my name today! #hellospring

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@nsato311 @jonocampbell21 @GravyHoltkamp I have no idea what's going on here 🤔

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

Member that 1 time I thought working part time would give me enough time to go to the gym, have a clean house and take care of the boys. Ha.

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@jonocampbell21 I quit

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

In the middle of a spelling pre-test:
K- My reading buddy Owen got attacked by a squirrel.

Wtf 😂 🐿

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@jonocampbell21 🙄

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@jnichol4077 don't be ridiculous. Those are tools not toys

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

Here at the #utahavancheexpo... if you get lost in the building... follow the flannel

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

being grandpa-less for the last 20 years means pretending the crotchety old ski bum at REI with unruly hair/beard should be my grandpa.

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@jonocampbell21 @TheEllenShow She is my spirit animal and you're a mix of that guy and Taylor swift! 😂😂

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

Spending 24+ hours on a Halloween costume seems ridiculous, right?... it feels a lot more worth it the closer it gets to being done. #bb8

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@pupusa has Kason been talking to you? He would rather vote for a dead president than Trump...

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

Kas- how did I get milk when I was in the incubator?
Me- I used a machine to get the milk from my body
Kas- ohhh, so like a cow?! HA

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@pupusa maybe I think he's planning on going back! He had it scheduled before the whole Mrs thing!

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@CortSutherland ahh thanks girl!! I guess we will find out tonight 😂

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

@pupusa my husband didn't invite me! 😂

[Loryn Wilson @WilsonLoryn]

When your sons teacher wants to meet with you after school and you immediately jump to the conclusion that you're failing as a mother.