Sorry to interrupt the tennis, but I need all attention on me while I make my grand arrival. I have been rather busy these last few days, so it might take me a little longer than usual… #tiredroof
I recognise those shouts from below. It is good to see you again @andy_murray, even if you rarely seem to enjoy seeing me. I’m ready for a late night… #awakeroof
Guess I am needed again today. I know you all enjoy seeing me, but I will have to start demanding overtime pay at this rate. Not used to working this hard… #overworkedroof
What is going on here? You all woke me up to come out to protect you from the rain and instead of playing tennis again, you make all this noise with strange blowers instead? #confusedroof
Well that was barely worth it-at least I am not paid by the hour. Off to enjoy my Saturday night with some Pimms. Hope you don’t need me too early tomorrow… #roofneedspimms
It is that time of the year again - my time to shine has arrived. Who will be the first lucky players to play under my watchful gaze this year... #preparedroof
My stretches are done and I am fully warmed up. My buttons have been pressed, so I have been released to join in the fun today. Hope everyone is looking forward to some tennis thanks to me... #excitedroof