good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN

kinda cool, kinda awful.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@DavidAllenDrums @taylorcolee She’s right. He told me he hates it, too.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Had a patient tell me her grandson told her the virus wasn’t real. He was still hanging out with friends-etc. and coming back to their house.

She stopped breathing an hour later.

Y’all are killing people, you get that, right?

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

As an ER nurse, this pandemic has made me absolutely hate most of you.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Ppl I went to high school with posted pics of their WHOLE ASS BABY SHOWER DURING SOCIAL DISTANCING. As an ER nurse, I am outraged.
Y’all keep fucking up, I’ll keep trying to save the ones not strong enough to fight this off and cry when my shift is over Bc we can’t. Assholes

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Trav just@said “come on we have to spoon my maw maw” and I’m OUT.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@taylorcolee we both got what we wanted tbh 😂😂😂

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Taylor has baby fever. I have drug fever.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@taylorcolee He tried 😂

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@taylorcolee Oh really Karen? Tell me the lowest acceptable diastolic pressure for maintaining perfusion CAUSE ITS NOT 40, FRIEND.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

I made it through Pedi/OB clinical without ever seeing a vaginal birth by always conveniently being somewhere else when it was go time. Now I work in an ER and I saw one shoot out last night and BOY I THINK THE HECK NOT.

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Some days I get off and I feel semi okay and some days I sit in my car in the parking lot crying for 2 hours before I can calm down enough to drive home. 🙃

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

🥰🍣🥢🍶

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

Bless Trav for putting up with my cranky, hungry ass these past few days 😂

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@taylorcolee David:

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

So my best friend is logged into my Amazon account and her recent searches are: baby shit, baby shit, REALISTIC PLASTIC SNAKE, more baby shit and I just...

😂😂😂💕

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

@DavidAllenDrums I legally and morally have to have her side on all things, so sorry man. If she gets the snake, she gets the snake 🤷🏻‍♀️

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

I’ve never been happier.

[scrunchie queen 🇵🇸 @threadsbytie]

stash scrunchies are here~
they even have a hidden zipper!

[good-n-crisp CHIMPKINN @WIMPKITTEN]

I’m only with Trav for the chapstick.