Win Juan

photographer // slam poet

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

White wine.
Red wine.
Slow wine.
All of it. Let’s go.
#shitPHNMsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

You know who needs to make more music?! #SeanPaul

#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

FUCK YOU, SKINNY BOY.
#shitJIMsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

“This makes me happy I’m not 100% vegan...because crispy animal skin is fucking amazing.”
#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

Can’t trust anyone at a pool party wearing real shoes with laces (and isn’t working). Like why come at all?
#SD #sandiego #pendry #thepoolhousesd #shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

@LIVESTOCKcanada #livestockjordan1cactusjacksail
Calgary, AB
US11
@KarleenSAMson @markusryandavid @RickVanExel

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

I’m not the SPRITE young chicken I used to be.
#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

Sooo... when they do a hot shave on you, what do they do?!
#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

This statement is false.
#meta

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

“You wrap it up?”
“Nah...She has a DUI.”
“Wait, what?! Do you mean IUD?!”
“Oh shit- that’s it.”
#shitTTIMEsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

The only thing better than a ménage a trois is a ménage a four.
#shitALIMsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

How do snakes mate?
Don't you just cut the tail off and then you have two?
#ShitNinaSays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

I like chalupas myself.
#TacoBell
#ShitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

I'm blue collar as fuck.
#murrica
#shitwhiteguyssay

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

You got that Raptor dwende. Man your shoulder gonna swell up! #WeTheNorth

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

They only come when they're ready.
#truth
#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

Pulling out is for chumps.
#shitVINHsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

I feel like 'Quad-Dominant' would be a great porn name.
#shitRYANsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

Why read words when you can look at pictures? That's why they invented emojis and bitmojis and you know...selfies.
#shitNINAsays

[Win Juan @WINJUAN]

Un-sportsmanship behaviour.
#shitBUCHsays