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@TearfulTellall In answer to your earlier questions, Will's blog is really Will and I am really Broken Social Scene.

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That said, I do hope you're all reading Will's excellent blog at www.marcademire.tumblr.com even though he's not LEAD VOCALS or anything.

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Not trying to be a jerk, just clarifying. It's understandable that there might be more than one of us in this strange, post-Highlander world

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This is a weird thing to say, in lots of ways at once, but if there's a Win Butler on Tumblr, it's not me. Or I'm not him. Or something.

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@ThomQuerns @TearfulTellall Just saying, whatever you do to an octopus, don't rush into it. They can open jars. Like the raptors of the sea.

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@ThomQuerns @TearfulTellall Octopodes have three hearts. Romance is important to them.

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Frankly the whole rapture concept was always far too upbeat for my tastes anyway.

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@ThomQuerns Played tenderly, I'm pretty sure it would look just too much like I was gently romancing a strangely dressed octopus.

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But just so you know, if we suddenly don't have any forthcoming dates booked, maybe don't bother looking into your next cell phone plan.

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@ThomQuerns It does if you do it punk. Angry bagpipe solos don't lend themselves well to large audiences though, sadly.

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Just wish people would stop asking what I think about the chances of impending doom. And if I find out who squealed, they'll be sorry.

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I don't know where you guys possibly got the impression that I have an unusually strong interest or stake in the end of the world. No clue.

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@joeyishellagood Right, and the distinction is important. In legal terms, at least.

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@TearfulTellall @admnistramation "Loom", that's the one.

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I hope you ate your fill of adorable little chicks & scampering baby bunnies. You know I have! Look right in my eyes, I have. Happy Easter!

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@TearfulTellall I'll be honest with you, that whole verbal spectrum has been fairly comprehensively covered by Brooklyn Vegan.

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Not saying I don't skulk around in the dark for nefarious purposes. A lot. Just that I'm too large to "lurk", as such.

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Man, If I had a dollar for every time I was described as "lurking"... Well, I'd probably do something discreetly responsible with it.

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@TearfulTellall That's not the first time I've been described as "lurking". But it still wounds as keenly as though it were.

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@nickkroll Me too.