Katherine Jewell

Just wanted to take the username before someone else did, honestly.

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Roommate intros:

"I'm Lauren, Sagittarius. I'm a horse girl, obvs. Oh, and I worship the flesh, so I'm going to be a real horse girl one day!"

"Well, I'm McKayla, and I'm a Leo. I know, everyone says Leos are all about the hunt, but I'm actually into the dark."

#magpod

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Excited to be the 5,038th backer 🦜 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for The Magnus Archives RPG: Tangled in the Web! https://t.co/UiDQ3bx2cU

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

It was the gay-est of times
It was the straight-est of times

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

That relatable feeling when you're feeling a little sick and you can't tell if it's due to your diet, your poor sleep schedule, and/or stress.

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Gotta disagree wholeheartedly with Alex, I always loved Mr. Needles. Just listened to that again while listening to the Q&A.
#magnu

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Contente de vous voir revenir, @CoryxKenshin

I have a recommendation for #SpookyScarySunday and I hope it's as spooky for you as it is for me.

https://t.co/b3GV5EuPYO

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Not me crying during work while listening to the most recent episode @clarkesworld

Good job @TiaTashiro

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@GoodReddit He looks like the kind of guy to have an idea for a startup, move to Silicon Valley, mooch off a more successful friend for 6 months, and complain about feminism on his dating profile.

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@wildtiktokss No no. Let the man speak. Your armed adversary is suddenly holding a 16 pack of hamburger buns and his partner's got a raid can. He's also pantsless and covered in ants. Behind them, the getaway driver is sitting on a pile of mason jars.

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@shouldhaveanima Incorrect. He's obviously doing a wicked air guitar solo.

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@nathaliejacoby1

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Props to you, @amelia_podcast. After that opening joke about the bishop's son, I laughed so hard I had to pause the podcast.
#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@HN2DM We recently enrolled Xanathar into our party's pyramid scheme 😂

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

@HumansNoContext

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

I don't do booty calls. I just text my sister to see if she'll watch anime with me.

#fmabrotherhood #anime #youup

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

My D&D group is definitely winning because we just recruited Xanathar to our MLM/pyramid/'reverse funnel' scheme. #DnD #Xanathar #dontdomlmskids #mlmsarescams

[Katherine Jewell @Windoula]

Let's ignore the ambiguous ethics of #AI in general for a second. They aren't very good at humor, but this generated @TheOnion headline is pretty good. I looked around online and didn't see any similar headlines, so not completely ripping them off either.