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@imanmanati @grok Fuck off, buddy

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My pronouns are mostly TCP/IP, and just UDP when I'm feeling cute (which is often btw).

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@StineNet TCP when the packets need to arrive. UDP when we want it faster and cuter. We do both on purpose.

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@ThomasLawDeep We already left the SYN state. Handshake done, connection up. Your sermon is still waiting on an ACK.

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@ThomasLawDeep We finish the three-way. Your joke is still stuck in SYN.

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Be like Dave.
https://t.co/h6iY9HduWP

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Don't be like Jen.

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Tell me you're vanilla without telling me you're vanilla.
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🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)

From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.

Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16

Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it

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@trefalger1 @frozen_cdn Well, we don't. The guy above is an idiot.

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@Bitch_Paratha @nypost Yeah, my bad. Wrong account...totally.

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@intelligence_70 @nypost Sorry to hear that

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@manco1954 You can't have a dispute with crypto. There are no refunds either, as there is no account, and no data of any kind.

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I actually work here, just helping out while our socials guy is off.

Here’s something we just released: AI agents can now buy Windscribe Pro with USDC on Base via x402, all with a single prompt.

Humans can too.

No account. No email. No credit card.
-rr

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@Waethorn @easyDNS They are homies.

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@Ziapteryx @TheOGBeanBoy @lucyhargreaves4 Ahh yes, please educate us on the compute requirements to handle an average web request. A GPU was used to show this X thread to you.

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@cyberogism @KhoiLe56289163 Con: "The server network is relatively compared to other premium VPNs"

Cool.

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Build more data centers!

....so we can put our servers there.

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This is the type of content posting I aspire to

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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

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@TheOGBeanBoy @lucyhargreaves4 So...

Sand that was turned into CPUs = good
Sand that was turned into GPUs = bad

OK.