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[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Johnson & Johnson used their experience making 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner to design their vaccine.

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

Enjoying Round 2 of “is-it-allergies-or-is-it-covid” season

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

It’s abysmal that the minimum wage is $7.25/hour. It’s even more abysmal that we can’t find 60 Senators who agree with that sentiment.

[Tyler Winklevoss @tyler]

Sipping on Gin and #bitcoin 🎶 https://t.co/WCRxnHgDGS

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

CPAC is Comic-Con for people who’ve been muted by their entire family on Facebook

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Can someone tell me if the Second Amendment is an amendment?

[V3rbal @malcolmbarrett]

The guy worried about Mexicans coming into our country to seek a better life is fleeing to Mexico to seek a better life.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Biden just called Trump “the former guy” and I think we’ve got ourselves a new title for the ex-president.

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

Very on brand for republicans to blame power outages in a state that they run entirely on the Green New Deal proposed by democrats that hasn’t even been voted on yet let alone taken effect.

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Reminder: more people died on January 6th than Benghazi. They died on American soil. They died at the Capitol itself. 10 investigations into Clinton continued long after she was no longer Secretary of State.

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Rep Jamie Raskin after a harrowing montage of video of the attack on the Capitol says, “If that’s not an impeachable offense, there is no such thing.”

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Pour out a cold one for all the GOP press secretaries who have to apply extra care and diligence as they type out statements condemning the coup in Myanmar...

“Subverting the will of the people”... no, can’t say that....

“...bogus allegations of voter fraud”....no....

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

There are over 1.33 million lawyers in America and none of them want to represent Trump at his impeachment trial

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm short selling humanity.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, which means it’s a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world’s tiniest violins.

[Robin Hood @robinhood]

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

[House Judiciary Dems @HouseJudiciary]

A President cannot incite an insurrection against the United States in an attempt to hold onto power and escape responsibility. Period.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign for a joke photo he took years before he was a senator, but the elected officials who participated in or encouraged the capitol riots are allowed to stay in government.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.