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Goodbye Cocktober.

Hello stache and beard rides November.

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Alexa, play holy fuck it’s November.

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Not now motherfucker, I’m still changing the clocks back.

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Sorry I’m late, I forgot about the time change.

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Not now motherfucker, I’m still changing the clocks back.

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Sorry I’m late, I forgot about the time change.

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Happy Turkey Day to all those who celebrate.

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Happy Turkey Day to all those who celebrate.

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Americans: Who the fuck celebrates Thanksgiving in October?

Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!

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“Pour Some Syrup on Me” is my favourite song about a Canadian Thanksgiving.

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A Canadian Thanksgiving is like a regular Thanksgiving except it’s in October and we aren’t sorry.

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A Canadian Thanksgiving is like a regular Thanksgiving except instead of saying grace we apologize.

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A Canadian Thanksgiving is like a regular Thanksgiving except we pour maple syrup on everything.

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In honour of the Canadian Thanksgiving, I’ll be stuffing my beaver.

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Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all those who celebrate.

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With great sweatpants comes great responsibilities.

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With great sweatpants comes great responsibilities.

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These are my emotional support sweatpants.

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It’s sweatpants season, motherfucker.

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I love the smell of sweatpants season.

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I love the smell of sweatpants season.