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[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

In case you missed it or want more cowbell...the #SNL40 @nbcsnl cold open with @jimmyfallon http://t.co/QwfkSEAWz7!!!! -teamJT

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

#GuardiansoftheGalaxy animated series announcements coming this week on @Marvel and @DisneyChannelPR! Stay tuned!

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

“@joywilliams: I will practically pass out hauling all my groceries inside if it means I don't have to take 2 trips.” Hahahaha!

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

When U finish making your 50 Shades home Valentines movie, Go See #Kingsman Mupfuggath! Have a Real VALENTINES DAY!!

[Scott @WingZero75]

@FilthyNerdy Since when is Bridezillas on Cartoon Network?!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

There are now 102 measles cases. You know things are getting bad when Disneyland opens a new ride called It's a Small Pox World. #fallonmono

[Scott @WingZero75]

ISO pivot table specialist. Qualified applicants need only apply. Applicants must insist on working for free. #excelthis

[Star Wars @starwars]

"We would be honored if you would join us" in wishing a very happy birthday to James Earl Jones!

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

BREAKING: US Supreme Court to take up cases challenging state marriage bans. Stay tuned for more and RT!

[Scott @WingZero75]

@delta Delta, if you expect me to be on time for flights I pay for, I expect YOU to be on time too. #flight989 #donttellmetoruntothenextgate

[Bad Robot @bad_robot]

RT for a chance to win a 2015 Calendar, made at the Bad Robot Workshop! Happy New Year!

[Scott @WingZero75]

I have the best gf in the world and her friends and fam are great too @FilthyNerdy @DerekFournier @k_m_ramos @a_BEAR_ham

[Scott @WingZero75]

@CZabielski. Great attitude u have. Way to state your point w/ hard core facts. U sound like a bigger douche than the "reporters" on Fox

[Scott @WingZero75]

@WhatTheBuc Probably the only time I'll catch you w/ that mistake ;)

[Scott @WingZero75]

@WhatTheBuc You must not have been watching the same movie I saw

[Scott @WingZero75]

@WhatTheBuc. Quite?? :P

[Scott @WingZero75]

Quite?

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Telling someone you miss your ex, is like saying, "I miss wearing diapers." Stop missing things that were full of shit and move on.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Wearing a red flannel; kid asked me where my blue ox was. Told him I hadn't seen his mom since Thursday. He didn't get it, but his dad did.