Ally Munro

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@growlershot Literally nobody is watching. They could dress as Ziggy Stardust and Carmen Miranda if they want.

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@Ryanair So are all your passengers who were meant to fly home from there last night.

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@DawnHFoster Surely Dominic Raab is actually Geoffrey Fairbrother off Hi-di-Hi....

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Reshuffle

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@growlershot "Wilshere will undergo surgery on Wednesday on spinal injury sustained while pulling a face in a photo shoot"... Daily Globe

[Marc Almond @marcalmond7]

Pickford shouldn’t be starting!! Absolute liability! #ENG

[Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall]

Too small wrong hand
Hahahahahahahaha

[growlershot @growlershot]

Lukaku, waiting for Belgium v Bournemouth next week

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@joshsross @paulmasonnews @GavinWilliamson That was just noise. What are you trying to say?

[Paul @pdwyer1987]

I waited all summer for a Lukaku replacement mate https://t.co/GR6v4G48zi

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@funkymama70 @DamianHinds @Edexcel Yeah a fucking Tory's going to help. He'll be in favour of rich kids being able to pay £200 for advantage

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@chelseajrey @ichoosemag One of his relatives had a go, and it didn't end well.
But @oldjoeclock is the bees' knees.

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@dullardcostner @growlershot @laffin_blue He was your dietician wasn't he Sut?

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@SamWhyte Holland '69 - You'll beWitched you'll beDazzled

[웃immy 웃azz @JimmyJazzEsq]

#banter

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

Clattenburg is the biggest cunt in a truck since the fella in Nice.

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

@growlershot 😁😁Get off the kitchen floor lardarse.

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

Looking forward to 1st twitter shout of "Messi is shit" from some fatso who can't walk to the fridge without tripping over his feet. #ARGISL

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Windsor castle built by Norman duke
Mini designed by Greek Alec Issigonis
Shard designed by Italian Renzo Piano
Loch Ness monster - fictional like sovereignty
Alton Towers Smiler built by Gerstlauer a German firm
The Sun newspaper owned by Australian born American Rupert Murdoch

[Ally Munro @Winslow_Boy]

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