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Mix George Carlin with Lewis Black, throw in a dash of Roger Rabbit, and a pinch of Wakko Warner…. Tah dahhhh. You got me.

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@NoNonsenseND @AdamMGrant I don’t hear words. I see pictures. When I read, my mind creates a movie in the background. So when I think about a book, I just watch that movie again.

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@Autistic_Lauren I get bored with it. Watching football is like watching angry turtles bash into each other over a piece of kibble.
I enjoy playing hockey but can’t sit and watch a game.

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@Autistic_Lauren Nothing really “new”. But I don’t suppress them anymore. So they’ve just become more noticeable. Like stimming. I finger-twitch when I’m thinking. It looks like I’m swiping tabs on a phone. My mind works like that kid who sees radio waves from the show Alphas. Watch his hands.

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@Autistic_Lauren High pitched tones. Like police sirens. Whistles. Electrical feedback. And people who laugh like that scene from final fantasy 10.

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@UnsubscribeCast @Fat_Electrician @Eli_Doubletap @TheAKGuy Grif, caboose, and Simmons…without their armor.

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@Autistic_Lauren Ear buds. Music (usually Halocene and Van Halen). And cleaning the house just to give my hands something to do.
My family knows if I have earbuds in, don’t bother talking to me. Just stay out of my way for awhile.

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@Autistic_Lauren In short bursts it’s fine. But longer than 5 seconds feels like a threat.
I try to avoid doing it myself because I’ve been told it’s like I’m staring into their soul.

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@shahroztweeets Women are more intelligent most of the time. But men are better at using that intelligence efficiently.
Translation: women have bigger hard drives. Men have more RAM and updated drivers.

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@sassy_sony007 *squinting*. What cookie mon… oh no…

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@NoNonsenseND I’ve had cotton eye Joe stuck in my head for 3 days.

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@stellaaa Easy fact that will get him to do it. Tell him dryer lint is a great fire starter. I collect it in a grocery bag and save it for a bonfire.

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@ADHDForReal With music, no. But I’ll get full movies playing in my head on repeat. Usually more than one. Throw in a few YouTube clips randomly. Inside my head looks like that matrix scene with the architect.

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@chiriya_speaks Leaving the situation. I have a long fuse, but it’s attached to a nuke. Best thing I can do is move ground zero as far away as I can and reset the fuse.

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@thenostalgic No. My hair annoys the hell out of me. It only looks good really long or buzzed short. Can’t control it with gel either. It just goes where it wants.

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@jon_cronshaw Enders game.

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@Red_wine02 Because we have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Sure Prenups exist. But I’ve seen relationships fall apart because the woman wouldn’t sign it. “If you don’t trust me then we shouldn’t get married”. Plus divorce law is rigged so the man almost always gets screwed.

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@Thesigmaguyy That all depends on their control and targeting. I have massive anger issues, but I never vent it on anyone who doesn’t deserve it.

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@Autistic_Lauren During a panic attack, yes. But the same thing happens when I’m royally pissed off. It’s like all my processing power moves from dialogue to combat targeting. Bottom line, If I stop talking, you’re in trouble.

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@emhoneyreads Eragon series. Dresden files series. House of Night.