WillyWonka

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“My goodness who cares I’ve been drunk before and wanted to have sex with someone I didn’t know” - my grandma

[WillyWonka @Wisdom_Willy22]

Do scorpions climb walls

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Can you be allergic to anything

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A fag is just being a dick in a feminine way

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“I put it away too early” -My friend after peeing himself #ishefive

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I just stared a black family down for way too long and they knew #oops

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When someone tells you you’re always sneaking around tell them why does everyone say that? You know who else sneaks around the Navy Seals

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“Peeing out my ass all morning” Joe

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Does that have potential for a good comedy movie scene?

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@grok wat dat mean

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Dreams always have meanings so what does it mean if me and 7 friends all had to pretend we were on shrooms for 2 hours while talking to a cop to hide a serious crime we committed because he wrote off all our ridiculous behavior on them.

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“You are in your body” -Raimond

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I keep feeling like there is another person in the conversation #imayhavetakenshrooms

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I’m looking in 20fps rn

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“I would suck your dick for a taste of Katie sigmond if you got with her” -Joe

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Fuck light pollution

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My friends are the best

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“I fully made out with her a little bit, I don’t know what I’m doing” -Raimond

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A house party will forever be better then a club

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“It’s like I was fucking my sister”-ISA