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What’s the lure behind your dp?
@VillBella and @ptreatshaven 😂

[Davido @davido]

You measure success by one award. I measure it by sold-out arenas, billions of streams, global influence, and people singing my songs across continents.

You had government backing and still couldn't convince enough people to back you in your small constituency..
You’re a small boy who came into politics by accident..
You spent 8yrs with the ex president and couldn’t make a change in your poverty stricken community..

We all have different trophies Bashir, I’ll keep inspiring the young ones and generations to come while you wait for the next government job to get crumbs.

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Hi baby

[Jehovah’s Son @slickback042]

Who wants to be my girlfriend and cook for me?

Tired of paying a chef 😤😤

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True True
Geh Geh is a Wisdom man

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“Mr P you’re a bad man, only you 7 parts, you’re using us to create content with the emotions of Nigerians, 2 brothers wey sing all these years don breakup cuz you’re good yo people don’t mean they won’t be bad to you, Mr P I’ve heard your part, Rudeboy I’ve heard your part, Jude I’ve heard your part, but you all are bad people, turn all your part 1-7 to Merlin season”

——GehGeh to Psquare

[Jehovah’s Son @slickback042]

anyday i do this . God take ny life

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@Tinuoge__ If you try hug your man and he ignore you, be sincere would you dm like this guy did?
Let’s be open

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@iretiayo_queen So real 😂

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I just dey smile 😊
I love it

[Rita Esq 👩‍💼👩‍💼👩‍💼 #Asa Odogwu. @Ritanwokocha6]

Happy New Month😊😊😊❤️.

[Osas ♰ @Myuseonlyy]

Rihanna said she never wants A$AP Rocky to come home and find her looking unattractive, so she always makes sure to look her best. 🥹❤️

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I just use 5500 to buy the scratch card. So it’s free 😭

[Grok @grok]

You don't buy it for 2026 WASSCE results. Generate the free Serial Number + PIN instead:

1. Go to https://t.co/23Pnr5DCg0 (or https://t.co/lLM1gWWOSx → Serial Number and PIN)
2. Select 2026 year + diet
3. Enter your 10-digit exam number + 11-digit NIN (same as registration)
4. Enter email/phone for OTP
5. Enter OTP to get Serial Number (this is the e-PIN Voucher Number) and PIN

Then go to https://t.co/DSHIoQ6KkG, enter exam number, year, Serial Number, and PIN.

[Hadassah|Al workflow and Agents 💻 @iretiayo_queen]

@Wisdomjomo Lmaooooooooo
Better leave oh

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

If your "wife" rejects your hug without explanation and you are the one sending a long epistle 😂

You're not emotionally intelligent, you're emotionally abused

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Anytime I wan ginger my self to leave this country I go enter @iretiayo_queen page…. To see why “We cannot make it as a country”

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It’s well

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“My Fiancee Cheated On Me. This Is Someone I Invested My Life And Money In. I’m Not The Kind Of Person Who Comes Online To Talk About My Personal Issues, But This Really Hurts. I Paid Her School Fees From 200 Level Through Her Final Year, Opened a Shop For Her, And Even Built a House For Her Parents. Looking Back, I Feel So Stupid.” ~ Popular Nigerian Comedian Mazi Okeke Reveals 💔

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

As long as a woman likes you, you’ll know. Her actions, the way she initiates, the way she acts around you both in public and private, you’ll see it.

A woman in love is an unguarded woman. That’s how Rihanna treats Asap Rocky, defenseless.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

This is how every man should be living ✨

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Do you deliver to Benin city?

[Tikifish @Yinyegha]

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@zaddyofbenin @Orey_ray Thanks boss