Venom

A Proud Àgbàfian

Football fan, Messi🐐 and Barcelona supporter.
Ready to learn, unlearn and relearn.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

See as one of my Gen Z side chick just embarrass me.

From now on, all my side chicks must be from 29 years and above.

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[Sergio Kun Aguero @aguerosergiokun]

Messi ❤️❤️

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

By the way, this is Confidence, my baby.

She has earned her place in this community.

She has been working so hard to be where she is today.

She has just verified her page today.

If you love me, please follow her.

Both verified and Unverified 🙏

@Confydens6

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

retweet

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 Leo Messi and Jurgen Klopp 🇦🇷🇩🇪

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

These people are so used to watching Ronaldo they think this would be normal behaviour lol.

In what world would you think Messi would ever play for the record above the team? Hilarious tweet.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

In 15 minutes, see the stats on this post.

No be me go beg you.

Take advantage of this and subscribe to my page.

Your business will get massive visibility.

The algorithm is finally reflecting my worth.

I have studied many big accounts, & they're not getting this.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Just clocked the stat sheet.

A brace, two big chances created and 3 successful dribbles.

Watching Lionel Messi play football has been one of the greatest privileges of my life. 39 in a few days….

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I get big head that time, and I never enter uni sef.

Very fine babe.

Nothing wey I no talk, but babe shenk me 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I think I have figured out what is happening now.

I just made this post for my subscribers alone.

Under 1 minute, see the views.

But see the views on this post under 1 minute.

It reflects the number of audience that have my post notifications on, & active as at when I posted.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As for me, Messi is the greatest footballer that has ever existed on earth.

Dead or alive.

Pelle or Maradona do not come close.

And we may never see another Messi in a century.

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[Johnny Cortes @johnnycortes]

🚨 Broadcaster on Messi's breaking record goal:

🎙️ "That's how you score a World Cup record-setting goal! Not from the penalty spot."

He cooked with that line 😂🔥

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If I had decided to do "bro code" on this app, I won't be here by now.

Even if I decide to tell my blood brother that I am Àgbà John Doe, I still won't be here by now.

End.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

History is made.

Lionel Messi is the all-time top goalscorer in @FIFAWorldCup history! 🤩🇦🇷

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please read from a 37 year old married man 👇.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Why it would be extremely difficult for me to trust a man with my true identity.

And it's so unfortunate.

[Prema 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Prema_Chinweze]

Do you know why Ronaldo said the World Cup isn’t a dream? He wanted to outsmart fate😭😂

Looking back, he saw that everything he said was a dream, Messi achieved and surpassed him. His fans claims he’s not obsessed with Messi but time and again, he proves them wrong.

When he had more ballon d’or, it had credibility to him and it was a dream.

When Messi had more, he switched to golden boot saying it didn’t require votes and mattered more cause then he had more.

When Messi outnumbered him on golden boots, he said international trophies mattered the most and even went as far as including Argentina’s loss in 2014 wold cup in his own documentary in 2015 and said he actually felt “a sense of emotional relief”.

While in Saudi, this man child, unprovoked, said that Saudi Pro League is better than Ligue 1, just cause Messi was in Ligue 1 then.

His sister clearly stated that the name “Lionel Messi” is forbidden in their home

Him and his family members are often found in the comment section of posts trolling Messi.

His sister posted a failed compilation of Messi on his birthday on June 24th 2022, before Messi won the World Cup.

Ronaldo said the “perfect ending” for him would be Portugal vs Argentina, he scores two goals, Messi scores two goals and he scores one more in extra-time to win the world cup, that he would retire afterwards.

Now that Messi has won the world cup, he said he doesn’t dream of winning it.

Dear Ronaldo, they can never make me like you in this life, any Messi fan that says you don’t deserve these banters, devil suppose take am.

[🤴 @dhemork]

Messi is a better Goalscorer than Ronaldo