lizzy ✨

wiseau, as in tommy. she/they, 30s. hockey (SJS, NYI, CBJ-ish, etc.). dungeon master. nonsense purveyor. banner by @argodeonn! #bluehairdontcare

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

like i just want to directly give the nhl money and in return watch each and every playoff game. let me do this. for fuck’s sake.

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

why on god’s green earth can’t the nhl let me just pay them like $30 to let me just watch the playoffs at home on my tv or devices without having to have 18 different regional channels/streaming services and solve their riddles three

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

let me watch the pens flyers game

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

also the radius of taco bells this worked at the last time i tried to actually redeem the tacos was so small that i couldn’t use it a single-digit number of miles from sap lol

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

they’ll probably put it back up to 4 next year, it’s only been 3 this year because they had to reduce it after the sharks didn’t score four goals at home at all last year so there were no tacos at all

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

The Sharks only have to score three measly goals for fans to get free tacos. Methinks they're going to raise that bar a little next year. Local Taco Bells probably going out of business at this rate.

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

bruce cassidy welcome to the san jose sharks

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

skill issue. tech museum, rosicrucian museum, great food from a variety of cultures,

[Lily @WarsosBaldHead]

I just saw someone post “I’m going to San Jose for vacation to see a sharks game! What are some fun things I should do in sj” baby there’s no plane…. The most fun thing you can do is take Caltrain sf

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Smith is now on the fourth line, it looks like

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

have we lost the lore that one of tyler’s nicknames when he first entered the league was “cupcake” and that’s the bit he’s doing here

[Willmack Updates @willmackupdates]

Tyler Toffoli really wanted to win the “Elevated cupcake experience”.
Via @catbtoffoli
https://t.co/y2wJcE9seJ

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

mactriple line 🔥🔥🔥

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Jon Cooper had Mack, Mack and Mc out there OFTEN in the 2nd and 3rd period 😭🇨🇦

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

i’ve been saying mactriple like mcdouble

[hails @mackcelebrinis]

someone called the mackinnon mcdavid celebrini line the 'big mac line' im dead af

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

new loophole just dropped. put “GAY 69” on the back of your regular home jerseys for pride night

[beccie 🪩 @nothowyouhoped]

Genuine question, but I thought specialty warm up jerseys were banned why are these jerseys allowed but cancer, pride, military ones aren’t

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

i was a sharks fan when our captain joe thornton said on-mic if he ever scored 4 goals in a game that he’d have his c*ck out, stroking it

[🫥 @oilygifs]

shoutout to the people who were sharks fans when their captain was logan couture who got punched for being a trumpie in toronto lmao

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@TealCityCrew @SanJoseSharks missed seeing the trans flag you guys usually have out! hoping that’s just a temporary thing with the anti-vgk art piece and that it will be back

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@Sheng_Peng can you help me understand why this was the scratch list tonight? seems like all LTIR/SELTIR guys and not the actual healthy/short-term injury scratches like it usually is

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@jbecher @SAPCenter hoping this will be available to the general audience and not club/suite exclusive 🙏🙏🙏

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@jbecher @SAPCenter in the press release there was a photo included with some of the new food items, but no details were given— do you know where we’ll be able to find the shark taiyaki with ice cream and strawberry sauce blood? i’m in love with this as a concept

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@jessinthenorth happy birthday missy 💜💜💜

[lizzy ✨ @wiseaus]

@jessinthenorth cute!!!!! love her