Ashley

perhaps, a parody account? this is just your imagination.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

I need a shower bench or chair. I love a shower but I also love the option of being able to sit down.

[mitri. @Only1Slym]

using your zodiac sign to justify shitty character traits is an illness.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

This looks like me, giving it my all to get something off the top shelf.

[Trent Partridge @tpart25]

Can’t describe how happy I am for the girls. Knocked off the #1 team in the nation twice to claim the RRAC championship.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

The way I want to physically assault people when they do stupid stuff, good indicator I need anger management. But like, why do you think it’s a good idea to park in the drive thru? It’s called a drive thru. Not a park thru, ya know. Get out so I can fight ya.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

@Only1Slym That thang gotta be 🔥for that man to have his whole cheeks out like that. 🤭😂

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

Sometimes it astounds me what people say or do. Dudes be beating their wives and fucking their first cousins around here but the issue is the trans bathrooms. That makes sense.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

@NeauxlaDre 40 and fine. 🔥😍

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

And I want a margarita on the rocks. Idc if it’s 11 in the morning.

[Allen K. @AllenK_81]

The lady loves a damn Mexican restaurant. Be having be pulling up at El anything.

[Zoe T @MissMarkillie]

Has anyone checked Kate Middleton's attic for a half-played game of Jumanji? I just don't think we can rule anything out at this stage.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

I guess the real question is, how many popsicles is too many popsicles right before bed?

[Trent Partridge @tpart25]

Got the sweep 🧹🧹 currently 14-4

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

Framing Ozempic as a weight-loss drug and not stating it as a medication created for diabetic patients is deliberately misleading and dangerous.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Let him stretch

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

Man. Roos be fucking with the shits. For no reason. Like why you got this dog in a chokehold. Why you squaring up at this human like you just caught him with your wife?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/UsWztyjhuz

[X X X I I I @BOYfromBK]

ON REPEAT

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

Update: haven’t found peace. But I’m not as discouraged as I was a year ago.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

I pray I find peace with my body. I know Rome wasn’t built in a day. But it’s very discouraging to hate the body you see.

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

Me to me - don’t say anything goofy.
Also me-

[Ashley @WiseHicks]

Damn, why my teeth so big. I swear I could be a spokesperson for Buc-ee’s.