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probably writing a book I won’t finish or eating a plate of cookies .

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No one :

My grandma : you’re really starting to look old .. you know like a house maid (?) you should do something with your hair … like highlight it .

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Not so hot take : best Super Bowl half time show ever

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If their IG bio says “I love photography and travel” it means they love taking pics of themselves in beautiful, exotic settings.

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Advice on how to care for your toddler while your both sick .
Step 1: don’t get sick . 😭

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I know my husband loves me because he sat with me on our 5 year wedding anniversary for 2 hours as I drank red wine and talked at him about the genius and importance of @taylorswift13 while simultaneously singing every word to #RedTaylorsVersion

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Check in on your 30 somethings today we’re not ok @taylorswift13 ♥️🥺 #AllTooWell

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

A note on this #ZodiacKiller news.
In 2015, I was called upon by a team of producers for the History Channel to pressure test a suspect in the DB Cooper case that a group of investigators had zeroed in on. They paired me with Tom Fuentes, former asst. director of the FBI.
1/12

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

Holy shit WHAT?!?!

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Over 30s-can we collectively agree to not wear our bikini tops upside down ? 😫

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The feeling when you find the perfect fitting jeans .

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Having an infant is just shadowing a tiny human all day and actively trying to prevent them from killing themselves .

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@13amcgrath Yum

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Being a mom is just telling yourself you’ll finish the laundry tomorrow , everyday, until you run out of clean underwear.

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Twitter tells me it’s our 12 year anniversary, thanks for the 100 followers and 5 sugar daddy proposals.

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A fun feature about being a new mom is looking hungover all the time without the binge drinking the night before .

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I don’t know whether to thank being 30 or just having a baby for not being able to walk up a slight hill without having an asthma attack .

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My favorite time of year is Harry Potter season

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Remember when your mom would put an outfit on and ask “is this too young for me”
Plot twist - I am now that mom .