Wiser Stars

We are living through an pandemic of magical thinking.

Married, Mom, Homeschooler. GenX. Gamer since the 80s.

I follow back if you don't look like a bot.

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@thepeacepoet99 Didn't give my kids phones until they were 14 and even then the phones were locked down.

My daughter's friend gave her an old phone so that she could secretly go on Instagram.

We found the phone. Grounded. A year later we found another one.

Modern parenting is exhausting.

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@GrowingUpRetro

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@GrowingUpRetro I really didn't need hand washing to become an existential crisis.

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@J0hnADouglas Am I required to read about rapey werewolves?

Reading The Camp of the Saints right now.

Are the clit-tok police going to put me in a reeducation camp?

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@koshercockney I can't stop giggling.

Something about him having the shark AND the tiger with the words.

Like they're teaming up for allah in some kind of action buddy comedy.😂

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@jessisajew If getting high makes people this retarded it might be the best anti-drug advert ever.

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@AirForceDad50 We might need a Restore America party at this rate.

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@Grummz @Asmongold The only reason I came back to try Forever was because of Asmon and Olympus.

The possibility of easily finding a guild that didn't have anyone talking about their gender journey was very enticing.

I suspect I am not the only one.

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@LibertyCappy I don't think we can afford to move. We're going to have to fight.

They'd just follow us anyway.

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@dsimpkins63 @CBHeresy Gender studies college professors.

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@SandyofCthulhu My husband doesn't really want sympathetic attention when he's down. Hugs and 'a shoulder to lean on' etc.

I make his favorite foods and have lots of sex with him instead.

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Do you want more goth messages?

Because this is how you get more goth messages 🤣

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@TheMuppetPastor

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@SketchesbyBoze Seeing how many people in the comments think it just means "a long pause" is depressing.

It is a long pause, but only because that long pause is carrying the weight of things left unsaid.

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@jessisajew That is a Nigerian dude. Just mute him. Stop engaging.

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@Dwn_bad_brad @FiadhBaikal Seriously. I've been sticking to a 20/4 schedule for years with occasional 23/1 OMAD if I notice the scale getting too high. I don't even get a feast during the eating window.

Islam is such a joke.

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@TheMuppetPastor I'm in Texas. I don't think I am overreacting.

Friday is guns and ammo shopping day,

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@tanpukunokami "Though" is a tough one because I want to throw it at the end of sentences. Drives my husband nuts.

I sometimes do it just to annoy him though.

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@TRobinsonNewEra I haven't hoped for a train so hard since I finished reading Anna Karenina.

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@DaisyMa99352163 @MrFezz15 Can't insist white people have no culture until they convince everyone that it was all theirs first.