Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷

How do you catch a cloud & pin it down?

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

Big head. Big brains 🤓

[Sky Santana @SkySantana]

Let Me clear up some confusion,
cus I’m so over this victim narrative Cowboy Michelle.

1. Cant Be Nice - you pick and choose who you’re nicer to. Attack Drew cus she’s low hanging fruit, but soften your voice with Porsha to avoid backlash cus she’s loved by Bravo & Fans.
2. Can’t Throw Shade - It’s all in confessionals. And it’s regurgitated shade from Twitter, and past seasons of this show.
3. Cant Be Quiet - You were literally disengaged. Clocked in, but checked out.
4. Can’t Tell What Was Brought To You - If you gone tell it, then tell it all like Usher said. Not play a game of Clue & insinuations.
5. Can’t Walk Away From Rage Baiting - Refer to #3
6. Can’t Have Friends - You came into the show gunning for the Big 3: Porsha, Phaedra & Drew deciding to take on the greviances that the fans had with these ladies over the years, pandering to twitter & tryna win us over vs naturally trying to fit into the group. 11 Episodes in and youve now stated like 6 times you didnt think youd like Phaedra. The only plot was you coming in with premeditated motives and agendas until something stuck. Your country music benefits from Phaedra's crossover appeal, You get more sympathy being a Victim of Porsha then you do beefing cause shes loved by Bravo & Fans, & you strategically save all your smoke for Drew cus she's low risk/low hanging fruit.
7. Can’t Talk - Refer to #3
8. Can’t Be Rushed to The Hospital - we’ve seen this same storyline from you since we’ve known you.
9. Can’t Get Married To Who You Want - you literally said yourself that you sold Bravo a different storyline with a completely different man, and had to force your husbands hand to marry you 2 wks b4 filming. You mention Blakk more then your husband.
10. You Tweet - more then you talk on camera, and again that is the damn problem. Twitter Thug AND Confessional Gangsta. Stop tryna win us over, and focus on the show of women you begged Andy to be apart of. Again, Refer to #3

This notion that just because a person is talked about, automatically means they're slaying is simply untrue. People are gagged at how bad you’re flopping bc most of us wanted & expected more from you & are disappointed.
#RHOA

[II HANDS II HEAVEN @SalvaCambranes]

The way season 8 of #RHOM would’ve been chaotic and packed with real storylines
-Lisa and Jody’s arrest
-Lisa and Jody’s breakup
-Lenny’s lawsuit
-Adriana graduating Harvard
-Alexia getting back with Todd (which probably added to the show getting ‘paused’)
Bravo, count your days!

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

Keep the same energy you had for Drew all season Kimberly.

Don’t switch up after you see the audiences response.
BOOO 🍅 🍅 #RHOA

[❁Fat Ass Kelly Price❁ @LaFawndah]

@dorindadeadly I just watched Shamea get ran off two episodes in a row.

[Rossy✨ @TheRossYork]

I didn’t laugh at all 🍅🍅

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

@whatbunnysaid You are correct its giving transphobia. She may not mean it that way but thats what it’s giving..

[TheCutestKimmy👅 @symply_kimm]

The only person I’m jealous of right now is Aniya cus babyyyy Kc is some fine piece of art 👄🥵
#loveislandusa

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

@bingew0rthy

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

@JamiThatsMe Bag of pecans at that lmaooo

[AD III ♌️🤴🏾 @anseldeangelo]

Shamea and these “Bigfoot” comments about Angela, and purposely trying to paint her as large and masculine is high key problematic.

It’s teetering a bit to close transphobia to me, and I’m not liking it. #RHOA 🍑

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

i think what kc meant when he said “when i think of black women, i think of you” went over y’all’s heads.

he didn’t mean HER specifically, that would be crazy he just met her. pretty sure he meant women like her, trying to reassure her that she’s checking all of his boxes. i don’t think anything about this is performative, if anything more men should be this vulnerable & reassuring to their significant others

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

Kimberly is holding the show back.
It’s painful to watch.

One and done please. #RHOA

[Mimi ☺️💜💜💜 @CharlyMirabel]

My sweet baby 🥹😍😍

[L. @Go_Cinderellaa]

K Michelle playing the National Anthem in the car would have been hilarious if she cleared. But she didn’t.

She ran from the smoke.
She ran from Drew.

Like, this lady is so lame. I’m tired.

#RHOA

[Bryan 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @with_bdp]

@MistaManny Buenos dias amigo manny. ☺️

[Mimi ☺️💜💜💜 @CharlyMirabel]

He is always nervous 😂😂❤️

[AD III ♌️🤴🏾 @anseldeangelo]

No, K, she brought that pecan pie, because YOU’RE the nut, ma’am. #RHOA 🍑

[GetUpdated @DoIKnowYourFaDa]

My winners yall 😍😍

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

Drew calmly went to lunch with her two biggest ops, got K Michelle AND Shamea running, and Drew didn’t break a single sweat. That’s a Real Housewife!
#RHOA

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

KC and Aniya have us like 🥹🥹🥹 #LoveIslandUSA