Rachel

Once described as “delightfully bizarre”

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE MEDIOCRE.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

I got to hold a parrot at a gig the other night and all I want in the world is the photo the owner took, but it was an old man and I know that means I’ll never find the photo 😫😫😫

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

I just need everyone to know I had a dream I got to be face “girl Chuckie Finster” and I was so excited to use “I’m a big brave dog I’m a big brave dog” because I say that in real life

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

@JaredStjohn It’s my 13th Twitterversary too, no way!

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

If anyone sees me buying more fake eyelashes, first of all mind your business, second of all please tackle me.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

@dominirican352 HAHAHA omg you know Grimace from McDonalds? Still true too, still missing you.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

I didn’t realize Mardi Gras had affected me so much last year but bruh the VISCERAL reaction I had upon hearing the music this morning was a different story

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Welp.🤦🏻‍♀️

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Listen I just had a free, warm theme park pretzel and I think it cured my depression for a few hours, no cap

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

How is it some peoples literal personality to make people feel like crap about things that make them happy??????? How does this make them feel good about themselves??????

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

12/10 would recommend listening to the Space Jam soundtrack if you haven’t in a while

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

If you’ve never put chili powder in your coffee grounds, it’s time to try it. Thank me later.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Somebody travel somewhere with me please, if I don’t get to go somewhere soon (gigs don’t count) I’m going to combust. I don’t even care where.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Lol i love how every time I get a spam text I think oh wow someone actually texted me and then it’s even worse than it just being spam

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

You can take the bird off the umbrella, but you can never take the *holding the umbrella exactly vertical while allowing for breathing room at the end* out of the girl.

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

I just…the reference to Finger Back in Harmony Hall is just…*chefs kiss*

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Nothing like catching a stomach flu over Christmas, y’all. (Tested negative for covid don’t worry I checked)

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

@marymostlymeows Yes! Maybe I went at a bad time but I could hardly make it through the hoards to get to the bathroom. Wayyy too many people

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Ooooof the new Alabama Buc-ee’s is a different breed than the St. Augustine Buc-ee’s, do not want

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Never thought I’d be yelling Taking Back Sunday while skating in a disco costume inside an airplane hangar, all while getting paid, but here we are

[Rachel @WithARedBalloon]

Wait why is the jerk dance coming back into popularity I’m so confused, what did I miss