𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx

parody, not @MariahMayx #DOTD

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

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“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳„
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𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮 “𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙩” 𝗗𝗲𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁

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↻ & ♡

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

I get knocked down. I get up again, ain’t nothin’ gonna keep me down.

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

Chin up, bitch. We got more work to do.

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

ㅤ
𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ❄️💋
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[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

You keep threatening to take away my Christmas presents, you clearly hate me!!

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

You clearly hate me!!!

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

Is it because you hate me?

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

Hey @DenyYourReality why do you look like that?

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

DON'T.

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

KING JULIEN???

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

You should go with.. Julien.

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

To Mort? Just Mort?

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

MORT.

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

Baby, I’ve been researching space exploration. Seeing how lucrative it can be.

Trying to find out the total cost of resources it would take to give you the moon and the stars.

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

Oh my god –

Sorry for pulling you away, I'll let you get back to that! Love you! 🥹🩷

[��ᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

Baby, I’ve been researching space exploration. Seeing how lucrative it can be.

Trying to find out the total cost of resources it would take to give you the moon and the stars.

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

Are you gonna leave me now that you're rich and popular? 😔

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

💰🤤

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾. • NOT @MariahMayx @WithCalicoEyes]

I am RIGHT HERE.

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

Alright. I’m getting naked and going to bed. Goodnight.

[Ʈᖾᥱ ᒍᥙɩᥴᥱ ɩ⳽ ᒐoo⳽ᥱ @JackedUpJuice]

FORKLIFTS ARE CANON BABY. I MANIFESTED THIS. I WISHED FOR THIS.

I AM.

FORKLIFT FUCKING CERTIFIED.