Aaron Roberts

Witticisms from Wittisism

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother A well placed extension cord

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Haven't seen it, do they resolve their anger issues?

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother I'm sleeping terribly! Wouldn't call it insomnia but it's very unrestful sleep, lot of tossing/turning and waking up.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother You should keep one set incorrectly, just to keep you on your toes.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Pack up everything EXCEPT like, a mattress and a bong?

Just cosplay being a drug house for a few days lolol

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother I do not think I could keep a pack in the house and not just smoke them lol

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@applesmother I only bum, but as a result that kinda means there's only like, one bar I go to where I can expect to bum one.

In the past I've bought the odd pack for special occasions (and to dole out to my friends), don't know if I'll keep doing that.

It became an easy way to slide into it

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@applesmother Yes you can!

Quit smoking cigs (for the 3rd goddam time...) this year. Only smoked like 6 drunk cigs since beginning of May.

The most important thing is not wanting them regularly. A drunk smoke is not falling off the wagon

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Awe I'm happy for you. As a passive observer it does seem like genuine growth from my end.

Also happy that you haven't stopped these stream of consciousness tweets, they're fun

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@applesmother Oh I believe you, we have worse literacy rates than developing nations.

Strange times we live in to see so much working against the ability to just like, process information without becoming exhausted.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Probably, yeah. I dont know of any practical other way to find specific servers.

Google might get you there?

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Yeah there's gotta be some good ones out there. There's a Discord server for everything nowadays

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Sounds like you need a Discord server or something. I know it feels like "different app" is an unserious response but hey.

You'd be socializing, and I think the presence of other people in a voice chat externalizes at-home screen time.

Ideally theyd remind you to do hobbies

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Were you able to get milk and honey?

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@applesmother Whoa, I totally watched that movie with my ex a few years ago and genuinely have not thought about it once since.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother I do!

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@applesmother I quit (so easy for me to say) but I'm pretty alright with a hefty sin tax. Even when I was still actively smoking.

I just wish we applied it to junk food too.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Sorry to misconstrue, but I do sympathize. I feel similarly a lot of times, like there's some inherent distance from other people.

I try to ignore it and focus on the fact that people do in fact like me for me.

Not always super helpful in the moment, but good perspective helps.

[Aaron Roberts @Wittisism]

@applesmother Oh be nicer to yourself. I've followed you for years for your force of personality alone.

You've got value, even if part of your brain rejects that premise at every occasion.