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[JAKE @WITTness69]

I got way to drunk tonight to set that 5 am alarm. #fuckaround.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

If you had as many dicks hanging out of you as you've had in you, you'd look like a porcupine.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Life's gotta be rough when you have to lie to yourself.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Life goes on, it ain't always pretty but you are. 🎼🎼🎼

[JAKE @WITTness69]

I haven't tweeted in over 3 months. So here's a turtle I found in my house after it flooded.

[Brad Reiker @BradReiker]

Being single rocks on Valentine's Day, ill spend all the money I'm saving on myself

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Life. 👍

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Lovin' it.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

There's nothing more badass than being yourself...

[JAKE @WITTness69]

February is about to hold so many memory making weekends.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

If I spoke my mind I'd probably be in jail....

You're a dumb bitch. Shut the fuck up.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Every loser needs a hero

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Wake the dragon you better be ready to catch some fucking fire.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Sun rises over the river will never get old.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Beer will be drank this weekend.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Go fast.
Drink beer.
Shoot shit.
Smoke reefer.
Eat pussy.
Just do your own thing.

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Love like crazy!

[JAKE @WITTness69]

I would do crazy things to be at SHOT SHOW right now..

[JAKE @WITTness69]

Honestly super stoked to go to work tomorrow. So many big projects this week. #winning