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Nullius in verba

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@BlindKittyLuna @ElisabethJamile Aww, they tooks all his friends. 😟

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@_Snape_ Glad you pointed this out. I always found this fascinating and confusing.

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Your wife insults the comic strip #PearlsBeforeSwine. 2 days later, your son receives a threatening package. Coincidence? I think not. #MarkTrail

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@thehill Note to Trump supporters: Trump turns on his supporters.

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@thehill Did he claim to have written it?

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Really, Cherry?! Really?! #MarkTrail comin' after #PearlsBeforeSwine?! I don't think this will end well for Mark and Cherry. #TeeHeeHee

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In 15 years, most tractor-trailers will be driverless #TenFourGoodRobot

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We can hear you on TV VCU fans! #LetsGoVCU #GoRams #VCUvsGM

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@BlindKittyLuna Baseball player Bryce Harper, who has been with the Washington Nationals since he started, just signed with the Phillies for 13 yrs. for $330 million. Largest Baseball contract ever.

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Make sure you visit Harper Hall the next time you visit Bryce-adelphia. And don't forget to pick up a Bryce-steak Sandwich from Bryce-O's on Bryce Avenue! #RingTheBell #PlayBall

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This Driver let's you decide what type of shot you want to hit. And all these years I've been doing it the hard way.

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Who benefits?

[The Hill @thehill]

US ending military drills with South Korea https://t.co/MxXeY1Vjx0

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@thehill Note to Trump supporters: Trump turns on his supporters.

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Turn something bad into something . . . not quite as bad.

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Great art is largely a matter of taste #Peanuts #CharlieBrown

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@BlindKittyLuna @ElisabethJamile Man, that's loco. Nicotine gum, dude!

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Retweeting so I'll be able to refer to it. I consider this the best argument against criminalizing abortion under any circumstances.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/2RrUsngYXM

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@BlindKittyLuna 😮

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@BlindKittyLuna Safely inside. It must have happened during the night. It's not a heavy branch or anything - the ground is just really squishy.

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This branch got blown out of a tree and landed like this. #MildlyInteresting

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@BlindKittyLuna @SergioInFlorida Wow, I'd never do that with that car.