Sara Witzke

Humble brag enthusiast, giver of backhanded compliments

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Happy birthday, coach!

[Jamie Benn @jamiebenn14]

#BellLetsTalk

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

#BellLetsTalk

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Let’s pay more attention to the words we use every day. RT to show your support. #BellLetsTalk #SickNotWeak

[Calgary Kookaburras @YYCKookaburras]

Get ready!! Intro to Footy sessions start Fri Jan 29th at 8pm @TalismanCentre. Bring a friend and try Footy for free! #trysomethingnew

[gthreejer @gthreejer]

“@uncorkplum: “@CTVDarrell: Lethbridge's Kangogo wins Calgary marathon. http://t.co/XvDc8nSjm4” In related news, I got 14th in the Half!!

[Brian Ruff @BRuffles22]

So apparently everyone is Lindy Ruff on twitter now...

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

@rebecca_ruby5 @decker_3 pulled out #mynewwintercoat this morning...bet Nelz isn't having this issue #nelnerfriendproblems

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

#x-fest #weezer #yyc https://t.co/QPSiE2xKwL

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

I wish I could get my head out of the sand, 'cause I think we'd make a good team

[blink-182 @blink182]

See you this weekend Calgary and Edmonton. http://t.co/fc61smlIxe

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others #toobusy

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

Crüe rock out https://t.co/sfHIUlACWv

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

@EdmAusFC when is the live feed starting???

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

@mrgnarlymarly OMG can we please hook up a gaming system in your room. It will keep me enetertained all day #videogame #nerd

[Sara Witzke @Witzkers]

@mrgnarlymarly what kind of shenanigans are we going to get into this weekend!? #yql #longweekend #fun

[Women's Health @WomensHealthMag]

Never go hiking without THESE 10 things: http://t.co/hYJLGJLGOm