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[Wizard 🪄🧙🧙‍♂️ @Wizard12588]

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[Josiah @josiahjdp]

I ruined my in-laws' entire identity at an Italian restaurant with one sentence.

For years, my in-laws have been aggressively Italian.

Not just "we like pasta" Italian. We're talking full personality trait Italian.

Their love for certain foods? Italian.
Their round body type? Italian.
Their loud, dramatic personality? Italian.
Their excuse for hurling slurs at each other at every family dinner? Also Italian...

[EQRAAAM @Eqraaam]

Please share this guide with someone living with DIABETES.

One of the most important aspects of managing diabetes is knowing what to eat, how to combine different food groups and, most importantly, how much to eat

This diabetic diet guide highlights eight important areas:.....

[kapital-bhizz @capitalbhizz]

You are not depressed

You just need to make $2.5m from somewhere you haven't discovered yet

[Charity Onyebuchi @Charitykingz]

The kid is so brave 🫡

[M @mala_sarkady]

last night, i cancelled a date with my boyfriend because i was mentally exhausted and honestly didn’t have the energy to go out. i told him i just wanted to be left alone for the evening. he replied, “i understand. get some rest.” i thought that was the end of it until about an hour later, my doorbell rang. he’d sent my favourite food, flowers and a few things i’d mentioned needing. when i called to thank him, he said…

[Ayla🌷 @babyAyla_1]

Honestly, this movie is a 10/10. Grab some popcorn and enjoy! 🍿❤️

[. @Loth_brok_]

Dumb generator owner:

1 Year (2022): Buys a 2.5KVA generator.
2 Year (2023): Upgrades to 3.5KVA.
3 Year (2024): Upgrades to 4.5KVA.
4 Year (2025): Upgrades to 5.5KVA.
5 Year (2026): Upgrades to 6.5KVA.

Smart generator owner:

[Your Akhiey @AkhieyVibes]

The sort of movie that'll keep you glued to your screen from start to finish

[I'm Aboki. @Babangiida1]

Judge: “We are here today because the father has filed a petition seeking full custody of his six-year-old son. Sir, you abandoned this child shortly after his birth. Why have you suddenly decided that you want full custody?”

Father: “Your Honour, I understand how that sounds, but my circumstances have changed. I now have a stable job, a house, and the financial ability to give my son a better life. I don’t want him growing up without his father anymore.”

Baby Mama: “Your Honour, please don’t let him fool you with that speech. This man didn’t just abandon his son. He abandoned both of us when we needed him most. When I told him I was pregnant, he accused me of trapping him, blocked my number, and disappeared.”

Judge: “Sir, did you deny responsibility for the pregnancy?”

Father: “I was young and financially unstable at the time. I made mistakes, and I’m not proud of them.”

Baby Mama: “Mistakes? You disappeared for six years! I called you from different numbers. I sent messages through your friends. I even visited your family, begging them to speak to you. Nobody could reach you because you deliberately wanted nothing to do with your child.”

Father: “I have already admitted that I was wrong. I’m here because I want to correct those mistakes.”

Baby Mama: “You want to correct six years of abandonment by taking my son away from me?”

Judge: “Please, allow him to finish.”

Father: “Your Honour, I’m not saying his mother hasn’t done anything for him. But I can provide better educational opportunities, healthcare, a comfortable home, and a stable future. I believe he deserves those things.”

Baby Mama: “And I believe he deserves a father who doesn’t disappear when things become difficult! Where were you when he was born prematurely? Where were you when I borrowed money to pay his hospital bills? Where were you when he had his first birthday and kept looking at the door because other children had their fathers around?”

Father: “I understand your pain.”

Baby Mama: “No, you don’t! You don’t know how many nights I cried because I couldn’t afford his school fees. You don’t know what it feels like to explain to a six-year-old why every other child has a father who comes to school events except him.”

Judge: “Sir, why didn’t you make any attempt to contact the child before filing this custody case?”

Father: “I tried contacting his mother, but she refused to cooperate.”

Baby Mama: “That’s a lie! You sent me one message three months ago saying you wanted to see him. When I asked where you had been for six years, you stopped responding. Two weeks later, I received court papers demanding full custody!”

Judge: “Do you have evidence of these messages?”

Baby Mama: “Yes, Your Honour. I brought the conversations and the call records.”

She handed a folder to the court clerk.

Father: “Your Honour, I don’t think those messages tell the whole story.”

Judge: “Then perhaps you should explain the whole story. I also want to know something. Are you currently married?”

Father: “Yes, Your Honour.”

Judge: “Do you have other children?”

Father: “I have two children with my wife.”

Baby Mama: “Exactly! He has spent six years raising another family while pretending his first child doesn’t exist.”

Father: “I never said I didn’t want him. I was going through a difficult period in my life.”

Baby Mama: “But you had enough time to get married, have two more children, buy a house, and build a business. You just didn’t have time for the child you abandoned.”

The courtroom became unusually quiet.

Judge: “Sir, is your wife aware that you’re seeking full custody of this child?”

Father: “Yes, Your Honour. She supports my decision.”

[Mimu | AI Tools & News @mimu_ai1]

Okay, these characters are actually so cute! 😂💕 I think I’d go with Mochi or Piko, but honestly, it’s hard to choose just one!

Also love that we can create our own custom AI character. Such a fun idea!

Can’t wait to try it out. 🥹

#ad #KnockinAI

[REN @Renn_on_twtt]

As kids, we admired superheroes. As teenagers, we understood villains.

When I was younger, I always rooted for Batman, cheering him on whenever I saw him on screen. But as I grew older, I started understanding the Joker. 💔

[HEISENBERG👨🏾‍🔬 @kngxfrd1]

Doctor: And how is your head?
Me: I haven’t gotten any complaints
Doctor:

[AJ🌟 @joseph_agy94977]

smile nigga, your time is coming…

[Clipsbaba 🧸 @Clipsbaba21]

I used to think my friend was just the kind of person who somehow knew everyone’s business. It took me longer than it should have to realize he was telling people about mine, too.

We had been friends for almost six years. Every time we got together, he had a story about someone else. He knew who was having trouble in a relationship, who had lost a job, who was struggling to pay bills, and even the private things people had told only their closest friends.

I occasionally wondered where he got all that information, but I never really questioned it.

One night, he told me that a mutual friend had been secretly borrowing money from his girlfriend while acting like he was doing fine financially. I was caught off guard. That guy had always made it seem as if he had everything under control.

A few days later, I learned that another friend had been talking about leaving his marriage. Apparently, he had told my friend while asking him for advice.

I began to see a pattern, but I still trusted him.

Then I made the mistake of telling him something private....

[𝒵𝒾𝓃𝑜🖤 @Big_zinoo]

The lack of respect was the closure.

[EXCEL @EXCELLENTGR]

What do you think of her? Old but still looking much younger.

[Anas 🏹 @malantrent]

‘I never thought I’d lose my job over the car I drive.

I worked as a senior accountant for eight years. I was punctual and never had any complaints. My 15 year old car was old but insured and well serviced. I kept it because I was paying a mortgage, supporting my parents, and raising two kids. I didn’t want to take a loan just for a newer car.

After a new HR director joined, I was called into a meeting. They said my car was damaging the company’s image because clients could see it in the car park. I was given 30 days to replace it or stop driving it to work, or face disciplinary action.

🧵1/2

2 days after the meeting, I received this email:

[LAMAAR @Lamar_jxr]

Honestly we tried to save this cow, but all is well.

[tv57.io @tv57official_]

We talk about national development, but how do we measure progress when ordinary people are still concerned about market prices and the cost of living?

Are we actually moving forward, or have we simply become better at explaining our struggles?🤔

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

A gay dude humbles a whole gang member in front of his boys, then proceeds to celebrate like a diva with his bestie cheering him on 😂