Work review, big boss talking about "personal objectives" (not the same as "commercial objectives"), asked for an example and they come out with "last year mine was to make sure I eat dinner at 8pm"
"just checking if you saw my email from earlier"
I did and I ignored it as it's not important and it's also Christmas Eve Eve, let me eat chocolate in peace
Meeting invite:
"[Person]'s birthday was yesterday and they kept it quiet. Thought we could do a cake when everyone is in tomorrow ๐"
Declining out of solidarity and respect for workplace boundaries
MLS Cup Final is fun viewing, LA v New York, 27 degrees of sunshine in December, pundits all shouting instead of talking, Marco Reus on a bench and some decent finishes so far
My wife's work has a meeting called Quality Improvement Meeting. They refer to this as the 'Quim' meeting, and this will never not be funny for either me or her. She tells me they even sometimes talk about a "deep dive in the quim". Incredible.