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I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.

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@explorebeauty12 903

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@linadreaamy 190

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@clubmoms_ 7

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@Ford_Nick Why would you EVER have leftover bacon is the more important question?

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@Matt_Pinner 36

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@realMaalouf 100%

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@UK_Moyi Why you repeating countries in your list?

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@MS2PZ -99999999999999999999999%

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@EshaAA33 Negative one bajillion percent

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@WesternLensman “I run the 4th largest economy in the world.”

Also, “I will publicly say I’m too stupid to get a copy of my birth certificate as long as it advances my political agenda and panders to my constituents.”

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@pete_elite54220 Cashier at a Hot Topic.

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@Travis1 LeBron. All day.

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@RuksanaAnsar 20

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@TrumpsHurricane The balls on those girls

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@MbarkCherguia That’s the trash compactor from Star Wars.

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@lady_valor_07 Give it two months. The shit just magically shows up on its own.

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@lady_valor_07 20

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@AVGirl4Life I’m sure the underage people being abused on that island didn’t ask who the person abusing them voted for. Why should we?

“Excuse me, before you do despicable things to me as a 15 year old, what are your thoughts on Gerald Ford’s economic policy?”

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@FarmGirlCarrie People are mad at her for lines a character said? Are these same people mad at Anthony Hopkins for his character eating a census taker?

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@Geniustechw So he is saying all Asian and Mexican immigrants who opened restaurants are here illegally. Wow. Thats almost as bad as the crazy “if we get rid of the illegals, who’s gonna pick the strawberries” argument.