Eli

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

"I need dome! I need dome!" I need to be domed 🧡

[sploojihideen 🃏 @_guttertwink]

i have to put a bullet in my brain

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

Bring back Shamanposting

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

My eyes haven't been this heavy in a long time

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

Wowoweewa

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

Why did you swallow the pit?

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

There is a cherry tree in you

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

The rot consumes

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

The rot grows

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

There is rot in you

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

The boundless beauty of nature has captivated me once again

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

Applying to Smith & Wesson as a taste tester. Wish me luck!

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

I need to meditate on impermanence and internalize the axiom "memento mori"

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

@_guttertwink Right away

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

@GuiltySadism Oh nah

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

Got caught jerking off in an asylum. Guess you could call it a stroke of madness.

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

@GuiltySadism Why would I need to bring anyone else?

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

@GuiltySadism 😮‍💨 omw ig

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

It was me, Barry. I'm the one who put the toothpick under your toenail before you kicked a wall in frustration.

[Eli @WizardOfOuncez]

This is America you will rip that blinker until it tastes like straight Javascript god dammit