Donaldus Trump

Making Wizardry Great Again

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

The Daily False Prophet is a failing rag! Their investigation into my alleged house elf abuses turned up nothing. Pathetic! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

Lightweight Aurors weak on Crime! Loser Mad-Eye Moody working with known-criminals! People are saying crime at all time high! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

Dumbledore is, w/o question, the WORST EVER headmaster. Predict he will do something totally stupid to show commitment to Ministry of Magic.

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

MACUSA continues to make terrible trade deals with the Chinese Magic Federation! Very bad for US made wands! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

Haters asking for tax returns. Will release after Gringotts Bank audit is over. Unfair! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

I have NO relationship w/ Tom Riddle, said some nice things about me, clearly a strong leader, Don't believe the Fake media! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

Longbottoms...totally cracked under pressure...their son, Neville, very weak...Sad! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

Professor McGonagall totally overrated. Couldn't transfigured into a winner if she tried... just like @NancyPelosi. Pathetic! #wizardtrump

[Donaldus Trump @WizardTrump]

@morningmika , total Hufflepuff, came to Mar-A-Malfoy begging for a special for the failing Daily Prophet. Sad! #wizardtrump