Philip C Stephens

Author, ghostwriter, and paronomasiac. My puns are critically acclaimed but they fail at the box office. 👉 He/Him #RealitySeed #PunishingJokes

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

Reality spins on the axis of an idea. #amwriting #realityseed #scifi #sciencefiction #wizzlebeaks https://t.co/BnEpjtiyT7

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

Wow, Chelsea and Newcastle scored 8 goals between them today.

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death. Their ideal solution to all the nation's problems would be another 100 Year War.”

—Hunter S. Thompson

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

Where’s my supper, Neil?
#TheYoungOnes

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. According to @GovRonDeSantis, textbook publishers are trying to indoctrinate students by incorporating "woke" concepts into social studies textbooks

But DeSantis has provided few details

So we've obtained Florida's reviews of the textbooks

Follow along if interested

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[Remembering Rik @Remembering_Rik]

How come you’re so great? ❤️

#RikMayall #RowanAtkinson #Blackadder

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

Right Neil, I’m going to give you 3 seconds to make supper
#TheYoungOnes

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

My ‘favourite’ part of Rise of the Beasts was when Diaz was given free health care for saving the world. How American;)#TransformersRiseoftheBeasts

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

@IanWright0 Ian Wright Wright Wright!

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

@sarahelizabq

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

@niffdogg1 I was thinking of you when I posted that!

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

The fluffling

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

Getting back into Twitter is like slipping into a hot tub that hasn’t been emptied since that raccoon died in it last spring.

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

Which item of snake clothing is of most interest to you?

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

@yTry_DarkTown Keep it up, mate!

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

I stole this from a shop yesterday. I would have been in big trouble if I’d been caught, but life is all about taking whisks, isn’t it?

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

[Philip C Stephens @Wizzlebeaks]

Ready #ARSNEW