William Janowitz

Actor, writer, producer, straight-power-bottom...

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John Sharnhorst: The Coming Out Day (official trailer) http://t.co/4RURux75xR

[William Janowitz @WJanowitz]

You know why elephants don't smoke? Cause they can't get their butts in the ashtray!

[William Janowitz @WJanowitz]

For 5+ years I've been sexually harassed by this man in my neighborhood. He sticks out his tongue at… http://t.co/l2HfRPq6tm

[William Janowitz @WJanowitz]

@sebastianbeacon I'm both honored and frightened by the gravity of this proclamation. #godsavethequeen

[William Janowitz @WJanowitz]

Is it just me, or has @SriSri Ravi Shankar made a career out of scoring Indian business men's daily routines for the past 30 + years?

[William Janowitz @WJanowitz]

NYC is incredible this time of year. I meet new people everyday. Please, move here. Whoever you are.