Small Poppa MD😎

Rational optimist!

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Women be trying to mold you into the perfect idiot

[Dr Kamlesh Darji @DrKamleshDarji1]

Medicine humbles everyone. The senior who terrorized you in MBBS is your co-PG today. The junior you ignored is your senior tomorrow. The patient you dismissed teaches you the most. Be good early, the system has a long memory and a longer queue. Be good, Do good.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Britam Connect, a unit of Britam, has launched the Heshima Farewell Plan, a funeral cover from Sh1,000 per year to cater for burial expenses.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

When Dostoevsky said:

“Walk on your broken foot and leave no
trace of your hand on anyone's shoulder”

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Gotta cut a bitch off when she think she bigger than the program 😂😂😂

[lil duval @lilduval]

By the time most nighaz figure out the play, the hustle dont work no more.

[boJack @njeng_Ah]

Kitu huniboo ni vile asubuhi tumejifinya kwa mat
An Air of sadness lingering.
Tumejispray marashi we all believe is most superior. Wamama wamekwamilia vibeti. Wazee wamekunja sura.
Tunaenda sote tao kutafuta pesa. 6days a week for 365days adi ukufe. Swali ni moja
hii ndio maisha?

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Bwana I hate when people sympathize with me, heri ata unionee wivu kuliko huruma.

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

A pregnant woman comes for antenatal care.
During history taking, she mentions that she has two husbands and requests two antenatal cards, each bearing a different husband’s name.

How would you handle this situation? 🤔

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I have seen unprofitable businesses but I’ve never seen a more loss making venture than one my mother runs at home with her cow farm.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[Small Poppa MD😎 @WKipleting]

Ignorance is bliss!

[Ama Judith @Ama_Serwaaa]

Marriages between uneducated people last longer than educated people, why?

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

NSSF won't help you live comfortably in retirement.

Affordable housing program won't help you own your dream home.

SHA won't free you from medical bills.

New University Funding model won't reduce your school fees burden

The government won't save you. You are on your own!

[Grim @GrimWontMiss]

asking me for money knowing i have a kid on the way in 7 years is crazy.

[RIO @riomadeit]

Airbnb has no homes
Uber has no cars
You have no bitches

This is the new economy

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

There is a toxic type of person to avoid— the kind obsessed with hierarchy, constantly ranking everyone: net worth, IQ, number of publications,academic titles & citations, cycling FTP, 5K running speed, education, etc.
They are miserable & want you to be miserable too.

[Small Poppa MD😎 @WKipleting]

@imbayir Amazing!