Chris Cooley Enjoyer

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Why the hell not

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Don’t do adderall at your family beach trip don’t do adderall at your family beach trip don’t do adderall at your family beach trip

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Aunt told me her mom has Addison’s disease which causes a lack of cortisol #gimmedat

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Job market so tough I’m applying to AIPAC

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Faced a full court press from high school ex girlfriend at the hometown bars last night

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

I literally almost just crashed my car swerving into another lane because I was looking at a hot Asian girl driving next to me.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

@SaintMicah2nd @brftan Holy Bootlicker

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

God lets us exists but optimizes us for the moment before we womp up.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

God lets us exists but optimizes us for the moment before we womp up.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

My boy talking to two girls rn and im playing clean up crew.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Pushing 30 by the way

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

@cattobingu Shit like this pisses me off, it's because you're not like 13 anymore.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Shock the world Wemby #spursin7

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

I never understood why men beat women until my mom just walked in and said “what happened I thought you guys were up 30. ”

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Boutta hit new levels of performative when I whip this out at the bar

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

@stand4theflag69 Quit it with this anti whippet propaganda

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

@DiscountRico Yo Santi, Fuck you!

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

If you're seeing more of my tweets than usual, it's because in all aspects of my life, I am focusing on quantity over quality this summer.

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Patiently waiting for my bosses to leave so I can run over and shit in Starbucks

[Chris Cooley Enjoyer @WokeRGIII]

Really need to take a shit at work, but the Febreze is gone, and I refuse to be known as the guy who blew up the bathroom.