steve of norway

teeth and feet. not a band. je vous l'avais bien dit.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

Anyway if I WERE a band I would have more bagpipes and shouting.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@RopesToInfinity *hollow laughter as I stand defeated at a desolate branch line in the rain*

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@MeLadyFreshness you're meant to feed them peas APPARENTLY

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@dandouglas who told him that's what teeth look like? that's not dentistry, it's a splashback.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@anton_labae I once thought and almost articulated this absolute masterpiece: "huh, that's kind of irresponsible that they've installed an up and a down escalator but only an up set of stairs" 🤔

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@KamillaHannibal oooo I'm into that blazer especially

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@dandouglas oh wait apparently they're shit now too, ignore me

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@dandouglas the san pellegrino cans with little hats on?

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

Thinking about rehab when the therapist had us go around the room saying “our favorite food” and “why we are here.” Everybody was like “my favorite food is pizza and my daughter walked in on me holding a knife to my own throat”

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

it was great. not annoying at all.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@arrivanorthwest any particular reason why the 10.08 352 would drive past four people waiting outside Wigan north western just now?

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

I mean, full driver eye contact with four people, started to turn in to the bus stop and then... "... nah. sike"

[Mhairi McFarlane @MhairiMcF]

re: taxi thread, I don’t think men realise how trapped women feel by pressure to play nice. We don’t get same respect / attention men do, in anger. We either facilitate shit we don’t want to with strained friendliness, or assert ourselves & become a bitch who deserves aggression

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

A SHORT CONVERSATION WITH MY SON, AGE 5 AND SOME FRACTION

"mummy, who's the best singer in the world?"
"well that's a matter of taste, really. there are a few ways you could -"
"I think it's probably me. look it up on google"

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

put bronski beat on that fuckin playlist

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

I'm also exactly as tall as I appear, I.e; unnecessarily so.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

I'm much friendlier and slightly less like a Mercury prize-winning band than people expect.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

which is weird because I think I'm REALLY FRIENDLY online.

[steve of norway @wolfalice]

@thenewbrunette I think I have those in green. I say "I have", I mean "I refuse to give my mum her pair back"