Esme Lavida

I have no idea what I'm doing ever at any point of time. So enjoy my ramblings then

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

I get paid to scream into a microphone and tbh that is living the dream

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

I once again forgot I had a twitter

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

I get paid to scream into a microphone and tbh that is living the dream

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

I keep forgetting this account exists fhdhdhdbsbe

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Listen, is there a proper way of wrapping a towel around oneself where it DOESN'T come undone?? I have literally never figured this ish out.

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Ever since I was little, I find myself drinking from cups pinky up cause I like to pretend I'm some sort of posh royalty from time to time.

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

I love that the rainbow is a gay thing. The frickin RAINBOW. All those colors?? Heck yeah, dude, that pretty thing is connected with GAY! 🙌🌈

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

How do the people who get up at 6am to go jogging...................................................................................do that?

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

Me: I'm behind I need to catch up on hw
Also m: hey how about I check EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA I HAVE EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DO THAT

[Cryaotic @CryWasTaken]

Guys. I had a thought. I don't think the earth is flat. 🤔

[ethan @ethannestor]

The limited edition Wowie shirts are still on sale, but I'm gonna give one away! All you gots to do is RT!
https://t.co/DNSHMNF716

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

I need an extra day between Saturday and Sunday.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The US Constitution grants freedom of speech in its First Amendment, but does not protect you from ridicule for being wrong.

[Gigguk @GiggukAZ]

Life Hack: Don't be an Asshole.

Sounds simple, yet you'd be surprised how many people aren't able to do it.

[Esme Lavida @WolfDragonThing]

Paprika is a gift and I love her very much

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

You never know what you have...

Until you clean your room.

[Zachary Mancini @ZacharyMancini6]

Mickey Mouse sings Hamilton 😂 #TonysWithThomas (Vine by @HassanKhadair) https://t.co/o7bHuxafRb