Wolf Pack Alan

The Wolf Pack Alan (Parody Account)

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tell me i'm lying

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"Nasa has released this haunting audio clip of sound waves rippling out of a supermassive black hole, located 250 million light-years away."

Not what I was expecting from a black hole...

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Pedro bought the whole cast and crew 'five guys', bro spent every penny he earned from The Last Of US

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Always gotta keep tabs

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heh heh

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idc

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I'm cursed.

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It should be socially acceptable to get these at grown up parties..

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🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

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😤 💣 🔪

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Hehehe

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Yep.

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Got to start the morning right.

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My life is over.

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Super Small Annoyances That Might Become Major Relationship Killers
https://t.co/IgIuZA81K7

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Why does this always happen to me?!?!?

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😁

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25 Moments When People Were Absolutely Over It And Said 'Screw It'
https://t.co/EUs4Ub67fS

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Yup