Whatever happened to:
• $2,000 tariff checks
• $5,000 DOGE checks
• 10% APR credit cards
• Bringing prices down “on day one”
• 1,500% cheaper prescriptions
• $2 gas
• Cheaper groceries
• No new wars
• The Epstein files
• The Greenland hospital ship
• The Venezuelan “drug boats”
• The pilots rescued from Iran