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The failed abortion your parents warned you about.

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If you don't eat the pussy like your high on bath salts then do you really love her?

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@lilabbyvibes Pretend you're a birthday cake and have my own private birthday party

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@lilabbyvibes Any chance you're in Arkansas lol

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@alphaINTEL Ok but how do you get it? Not giving it to me

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@timdemic @Respawn @PlayApex Pretty sure the servers were shut down. At least that's what I understood.

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Just do Johnny Bravo impressions #HowNotToBeSexy

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I was in the woods and felt my stomach churn. #SoIDumpedItInTheWoods

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I love hanging around with emo girls cause they're always cutting up.

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Everyone on @facebook right now.

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@imalexwatson @facebook Dude I just noticed this. Anyone figure out how to fix it yet?

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Wire coat hanger companies are about to make a fortune.

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Need an abortion? Call 1-800- your-government-fucking-hates-you

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Ladies if you've missed your period and are worried about current abortion laws have no fear. For the low price of 49.99 I will push you down the stairs.

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@SethMacFarlane I blame religion personally.

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@godless_penguin @TheDark75804573 @worksouttoomuch @SetoKaibaKin So what do you call an African man who becomes an American citizen?

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All hail Lord Musk

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I like my girlfriends to have the same blood type as me. Just in case I need a kidney.

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@I_Am_Null_ @chrisechols @sarahbeth345 4chqn started this rumor in 2016 as a joke and MSM looking for anything to prove trump was a racist and they not only bought it they spread it around. It's a lie.

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@sarahbeth345 Welcome to the world of being a skeptic. Now get ready to be called a racist by the left and a snowflake by the right. Because both sides are biased when it suites them.

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@BungieHelp hey guys I think the close encounters medal for shotguns is bugged. Should have gotten it multiple times and nothing.

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@ChrisRGun The bridge connecting arkansas and Tennessee is about to collapse. Otherwise nope.