Army of Dorkness

Angry young man. Foul-mouthed and unapologetic. All things being equal, I'd rather be on the beach. Duke Nukem and Al Bundy are my role models. Molon Labe.

[Army of Dorkness @WombatAssassin]

Welcome to my Twitter. This is where the magic happens.

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Okay Walmart.

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Tell me you aren’t experiencing a primal urge to target the weakest kid in your class and put him in the concussion protocol right now.

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