There are still tickets available for tonight's performance of Wombat Drool at Joe's Movement Emporium. When, 10 years from now, people ask you where you were on this day, you can confidently say, at Wombat Drool! https://t.co/LAkKAurW16 #wombatdrool#joesmovement
Oh yes, we definitely need some Small Mammals in our lives now. Wombat Drool delivers the goods at Joe's Movement Emporium, Nov. 6 at 7 pm. Tickets are going fast. Get yours now. https://t.co/LAkKAurW16 #wombatdrool#joesmovement
No Wombat individual or group has ever declared war on another Wombat individual or group. Celebrate peace with Wombat Drool. #wombatdrool#joesmovement https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
Wombats dig with their forepaws, throw soil with their hind legs, and bulldoze with their rumps. They do things ass forwards. #wombatdrool#joesmovement https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
Happy Wombat Day! https://t.co/H3rXCFYXH1
Celebrate by getting your tickets for Wombat Drool, November 6 at Joe's Movement Emporium. https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
In the 19th century, the French declared the Red Panda to be the most beautiful mammal. Sadly, they also think Jerry Lewis is a genius. #wombatdrool#joesmovement https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
There are only about 80 Northern Hairy Nosed Wombats left on this planet. Their status in other galaxies in unknown as of now. #wombatdrool#joesmovement https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
Prehistoric wombats were so large a human could ride in its pouch, but only if the wombat said it was ok. Experience Wombat Drool at Joe's Movement Emporium November 6th. #wombatdrool#joesmovement https://t.co/LAkKAurW16
Wombat Drool (super dooper [almost] Post-Pandemic Edition) is coming to Joe's Movement Emporium on Saturday, November 6th at 7 pm. Now, more than ever, we need a little Drool in our lives. https://t.co/LAkKAurW16 #wombatdrool#joesmovementemporium