Wombat Zombie

I like teh vidya gaems. Potato lover. Fluent sarcasm speaker.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

Worlds fucked man. Smoke a bowl,wrap it up and fuck your heart out.

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

I hate all media about teenagers feeling trapped in suburbia. Please stop doing drugs and trying to have sex and focus on all the AP options your well-funded public school has.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

#TheGameAwards Clair Obscur deserves to sweep the game awards and I’ll hear nothing else

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@TheYootopian @FlowerFreak3 @DavidShuster I see you’ve never visited a red state. Since all the politicians involved in our last scandal are still merrily in office. If it’s a corrupt republican vs a democrat, corrupt republican wins. Every. Fucking. Time.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@FyteHardman MDE forever playing politics. Like the state tests being super easy when Reeves was up for reelection so he could spew those numbers out like they meant something. I wish I could move to a blue state

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@productions_tdt I always assumed they were weighted and the good perks had a lower chance of dropping. Idk in my brain it was just perk=good stuff, good stuff=rare. TIL I was right, but also wrong

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@productions_tdt whilst I understood your position on the second channel thing, I would like to watch said channel and am unable to organically find. Mayhaps you lend me a clue?

[Toren Ballard @TorenBallard]

The House and Senate held a joint Universities & Colleges hearing yesterday for a presentation on Mississippi's imminent enrollment cliff. Here are some highlights:

1. There is net out-migration for every age group under 50 in Mississippi (highest among 30-34 year-olds).

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@FyteHardman Ouch. Uniced poptarts is a burn I’ve never heard before but will be adding to my vocabulary now

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

T watched them all (krill) go into the Abyss (Deep). Savvy was part of Witness crew at 1 point. And T was surprised when one came back and reached out (remember the cutscene with Savvy literally reaching towards the T) I don’t really see how it can be anyone but Savathun.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@MyNameIsByf in your most recent vid for Ergo there were a few I disagreed with your analysis of but the main one I wanted to share my perspective on is at 19:05 when T(traveler) sees one wandering back up the path. to me this was obviously Savathun.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@FyteHardman UNLESS THEY ARE TRYING TO TURN US INTO A MIND CONTROLLED ZOMBIE ARMY TO BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT HUH

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@myelingames Timing is your issue. I was disappointed that the episodes were the same as a season too. But man, last year was such a bad year and we just got a banger of DLC. Could you just let us enjoy it for a week or two before starting with negative energy.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@DeltyThe73rd @FyteHardman I don’t play Pokémon so the first time I read this I thought “eating a card” was a game mechanic like Theft in Magic. It took way too long to figure out it meant he literally ate the card.

[kayla 😼⚔️ @ bsky @Frostpebble]

I fucking hate receiving information in video format. Give me a text guide I can read at my own pace, search through, and freely and precisely skip around in

[Joe Blackburn @joegoroth]

Middle school is a failed experiment.

6th grade should be reconnected as a part of elementary school. Then 7th and 8th graders should spend 2 years in Calhoun County digging for Kissing Kate Barlow’s buried treasure before returning to society for high school.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@naomicfisher Had to go on any trip I went on bc I was like a meth head tweaking out, acting a fool. If I got to go I had to bring my own adult with me. Parents now refuse to even answer the phone about lil Johnny, let alone attend a field trip to make sure he doesn’t jump in the tiger pen.

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@naomicfisher Like you ever spent all day in an uncontrolled environment with a bunch of kids? Have you ever had a birthday party for your kid? Remember the chaos, remember how exhausting it was? Now times it by a few hundred.

And I say this as a former heathen turned teacher. My parents…

[Wombat Zombie @WombatZombie]

@TimeBombGaming3 @BungieHelp Dude got reamed for 15 minutes after his last comment and still didn’t learn to read